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November 23rd, 2002, 11:31 AM
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I think your all nuts!!!!!!!!! Daccie... I was going to look up the words to that Wassailing song!!!! Ya beat me too it!!!!! Recipe for punch will follow soon!
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November 23rd, 2002, 11:43 AM
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Twas the night before Christmas...old Santa was p***ed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I've a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my @ss for d*mn near a year. Instead of 'Thanks, Santa'---what do I hear? The old lady b*tches cause I work late at night, The elves want more money, the reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, Those @ssholes from IRS sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes---now isn't that funny? Who ever sent Santa Claus money? And the kids these days, they all are the pits. They want the impossible, the mean little twits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, Assembling dolls...their arms, legs and heads. I made a ton of yoyos...no request for them, They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM. Flying through the air, dodging the trees, Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment. I'll sit on my butt and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year. Now you know the reason. I found me a blonde and going SOUTH for the season!
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November 23rd, 2002, 11:45 AM
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LOL, Raz...one could only hope...sigh...oooooo, the room just heated up again!
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November 23rd, 2002, 11:59 AM
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What was it, 2 or 3 years ago, when we were living in Marshfield and there was the Santa's Lap thing @ the mall there.... I had Taylar in the stroller and when we walked past I was telling her all the stuff "Look that's a snowman and there's some lights and fake snw.... oh and Taylar, SANTA'S NOT REAL" loud enough for some kids to hear..... Their parents looked fit to be tied. Just thought I'd share 'eg' I can be a evil mother sometimes. And BTW SANTA'S NOT REAL bwah hahahahahahahahah |
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November 23rd, 2002, 12:06 PM
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Feisty free spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Santa's not real? You've crushed my last illusion. Wahhhhhh. Tells Santa to send you a lump of coal for Christmas.
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November 23rd, 2002, 12:09 PM
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Ha if he ain't real (Which he's not) then I got no worries.
Bit if trivia I am sure you all have heard..... SANTA rearranged spells SATAN Coincedence ? |
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November 23rd, 2002, 12:22 PM
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 ...then I guess that makes DevilDaccie Santa Claus...now THERE'S a scary thought! Takes a  and ponders that. Oh, man..... |
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November 23rd, 2002, 12:32 PM
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Wolfie, just go back and think of Jodie..... You'll be just fine.
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November 23rd, 2002, 03:07 PM
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Ok look.. Never ever ever EVER say there aint no Santa.. Santa is you Wolfie and you Raz, PeasWOW and TammyWOW DanceWOW and Meylnn. Even Candle, Skye and Mickey... We are all Santa in our own way. I hated it when I was little and people said Santa was not real. I don`t think they stopped to think that SANTA is INSIDE of each and everyone. Please don`t ruin a childs christmas by saying santa is not real.
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November 23rd, 2002, 03:24 PM
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November 24th, 2002, 01:14 AM
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 ...I coulda won Beac's trivia if my baser instincts hadn't won out and allowed me to be lured away by Mariska and her gorgeous eyes  (sigh). I'm just a lowdown Wolfie, hehe.Dac...I NEVER, EVER, in my life told a child that Santa wasn't real . |
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November 24th, 2002, 01:30 AM
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<~~ Neber said ya did
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November 24th, 2002, 01:42 AM
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Sheesh...thought ya did, (((Dac))). Mebbe I need to stay outta the wassail bowl, hehe. Or maybe I'm still a trifle touchy over the fact that a very troublesome night required me to bring home work-related paperwork to deal with. Inmates!!!
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November 24th, 2002, 02:41 AM
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Inmates?
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November 24th, 2002, 02:42 AM
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((((( Wolfie ))))))
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