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December 14th, 2002, 02:42 PM
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<font size=6>ROFLMAO!!!</font>
Vixen, that was a classic string of posts! {{{{Vixen}}}}
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December 14th, 2002, 03:14 PM
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<yawn> oh man, ya woke me up LiamFan. Got yerself a LOUD laugh there!
I forgot where I was for a minute. Then I rolled over and saw the couch full of cat, dog, and bunny hair and thought... OH YEAH---TAMMYWOW'S! Anyway, thanks LiamFan, glad you enjoyed my little account from last night. It gets so LONELY, ya know? I'm giving it my all here and I KNOW that when I hand in my report to the Big Guy, on Christmas Eve, I'm going to get a C- for lack of effort. DO YOU THINK THAT'S FAIR? All those other SS elves will be all proud that they bonded so well with their santees, and will get a big pat on the back for their investigative work, while I....Vixen....will get my report handed back to me with a big ol' "TRY HARDER" stamped across the front. I won't be offered this position next year, I know. You don't know what I had to DO, to get him to send me here THIS year! Well you can prolly guess. I know he looks kinda cute in that red suit and jaunty hat, but in his polka dot boxers....blech Gonna make some coffee and WAIT some more. We're still out of toilet paper here, and Tammy is not going to be happy to see her bathroom curtains all cut into squares, but ...hey...she's gotta come home SOMETIME, don't ya think? (ps. that toothbrush (which I'm using again as I type) is purple. Why, Skye?) Hey I'm a poet.... |
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December 14th, 2002, 03:57 PM
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LOL
Vixen, I've been there, and I know how you feel! (I'm talking about the toilet paper now...)
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December 14th, 2002, 05:14 PM
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<~~~ is getting skeered of da elfs
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December 14th, 2002, 07:18 PM
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what a perception!
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Liamfam kinda scares me too. What else do you and Vixen have in common?
I think Vixen is just misunderstood and lonely. I also think those are the perfect circumstances to throw a party and make Tammy pay for it. Hey, in fact, I bet she'd offer, ya know? 
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December 14th, 2002, 08:17 PM
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December 14th, 2002, 10:42 PM
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tappity...tappity....
STILL WAITIN' HERE!! Is this place starting to smell like animals to anyone else? The fridge is empty, the toilet is stopped up, there are permanent antler marks in the couch cushions, hoof marks on the coffee table, the cats are hungry and eyeing the bunny. I opened a can of beans for the dog. . .which, BTW, was a BAD idea! 1200 channels and nuthin's on. So, I was bored and called the North Pole and talked to Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Blitzen, Comet, Cupid and Rudy for HOURS! They miss me. How SWEET is THAT??? I might call 'em all back later if TammyWOW doesn't show. |
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December 14th, 2002, 10:47 PM
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HoofPrintElf hands Vixen a copy of War and Peace to occupy her time...
Poor Tammy
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December 14th, 2002, 10:52 PM
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Hey thanks! The dog kinda went on all the newspapers here.
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December 14th, 2002, 10:54 PM
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Did I mention the hairballs? Whew, we were ALL sneezin'! So I got out TammyWOW's vac and went to work.
It kinda got outta hand. Man that thing SUCKS! Hey anyone could mistake a bunny for a giant hairball, RIGHT? |
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December 14th, 2002, 11:29 PM
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Luckily the Oreck man will be there any day, eh, Vixen?
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December 14th, 2002, 11:37 PM
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Oh I SOOOO hope so, LiamFan! That's the only thing keeping me going here, ya know.
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December 14th, 2002, 11:43 PM
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... you DID say purple right Vixen? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.....
I don't know how to tell you this Vixen, but that's the toothbrush Sam likes to drop into the commode. It's one of his favorite pasttimes. That and watching the water flush.  |
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December 14th, 2002, 11:45 PM
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Say WHAT?????
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December 14th, 2002, 11:45 PM
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<b>PTUI!</b>
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