PinoWOW's Toy Shoppe - Page 10

QuietWoman · May 15th, 2001, 07:47 PM

(((((Empress Of Mine))))) That ((((Lou))))) is a wise one, I've always said so!

LOL @ the zoo thang

Merms · May 16th, 2001, 09:31 AM

LOL zoo

(((((((((((Pino)))))))))))Hi there sweet friend. Hope all is well.

MoonWOW · May 16th, 2001, 08:41 PM

ROFL...(((((Pino))))) I just read all of those at the same time and laughed at ALL of them!

I'm hooooome! I REALLY think you'd enjoy some of my stories from this week! I KNOW YOU WOULD. LOL

PinoWOW · May 17th, 2001, 05:07 PM

(((((((Moonbeam))))))) I just got a cute e-mail off'n you. We had a fine time at the movies. QW is doing some office cleaning now, and my job is to entertain her. This translates to sitting at one of the 'puters and mmuttering about funny things online. LOL

She got me a pillow to sit on while I'm on the 'puter. I thought it was for THE CAT.

(((((((Merms)))))))) I am so glad you are doing better. You worry us, sometimes, girl.

(((((((Serene))))))))) Yeah, I could've guessed you'd think that. LOLOL

(((((((Lou))))))))))

*(*(*(*(QW)*)*)*)* Some of your work is pretty funny... you gotta admit. Thanks for letting me watch the American crime story tonight. I know you wanted to watch the other one. You're sweet.

TODAY'S JOKE:

Thought for Today... Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me. Just leave me alone.

Merms · May 17th, 2001, 07:39 PM

((((((((((((Pino)))))))))))))At home and all is well. Now, I can enjoy the summer!

PinoWOW · May 19th, 2001, 12:36 PM

(((((((Merms))))))) Just take your own sweet time. I know things will work out. I also think we have a phone card with some time left on it. <G>

(*(*(*(TP Co-hostie)*)*)*) What a nice, lazy afternoon we've had, babe. I'm waking you up in about five minutes. LOL

TODAY'S JOKE:

You're driving a bus that is leaving from Pennsylvania and
your destination is New York.

To start, there were 32 passengers on the bus.

At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.

At The next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on.

At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off.

At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off.

Now, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

Answer below...

Hey, YOU were driving the bus. If you got this right, you have excellent problem-solving skills.

SereneWOW · May 21st, 2001, 06:12 AM

(((((Pino)))))) See you tomorrow night

MoonWOW · May 21st, 2001, 09:03 AM

((((Pino)))) Good morning! An unhappy Patrick phoned from NZ to say there's been a "little" delay in his flight home. He's in the air now (I HOPE) and still won't arrive until Tuesday mid-morning. I can't EVEN imagine being on route that long. ACK. BUT...I'm still excited!

MoonWOW · May 21st, 2001, 09:04 AM

I told you guys he's engaged now, right??

Lou · May 22nd, 2001, 10:22 AM

((((*Pino*))))

...gotta quotation for you:

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton

PinoWOW · May 22nd, 2001, 01:49 PM

Yep ((((((Moonbeam)))))) I got the word on Pat and Jane's engaging, but he must be home by now... if all is well. I got a BIG HUG last night from you while I was making dinner. <G> Thanks, hon.

((((((((Lou)))))))))) Are you teaching this Spring/Summer or can you take some time off? HINT: SIGN UP FOR WOW!!!!! <G> Sorry... couldn't resist.

(((((((Serene)))))))) Not tomorrow... in 90 minutes. We gotta have supper first, though. Marks & Spencer pasta. We went to Southport today... it was SO romantic. I had a great time. The seaside rocks. /me brought rock home, too.

(*(*(*(*CottonCandyWOW*)*)*)*)*)

TODAY'S JOKE:

My uncle John was in the fertilized egg business
when I was young. He had several hundred young
layers, called pullets, and 8 or 10 roosters
whose job was to fertilize the eggs. My uncle
kept records and any rooster or pullet that
didn't perform well went into the pot and was
replaced.

Now this took an awful lot of time. So when my
uncle saw a set of eight tiny bells that each
rang a different tone he promptly bought them. He
glued a piece of foam rubber to each clapper
shaft so the bell wouldn't ring except when
violently shaken.

He hung a bell on each rooster's neck and went
and mixed a MintJulep. Now he could sit on the
porch and sip while filling out an efficiency
report on the roosters by listening to the
different tones of the bells and marking down
each encounter.

My uncle's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A
very fine specimen he was, but his bell had not
rung all morning. Uncle John went to investigate.

Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells
a-ringing. Brewster had his bell in his beak so
it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do
his job and walk on to the next one.

Uncle was so proud of Brewster he entered him in
the county fair. Brewster was an overnight
sensation.

They not only awarded him the No Bell Prize but
also the Pullet Surprise.

MoonWOW · May 22nd, 2001, 11:08 PM

LOL (((Pino)))!

Hey she REALLY did deliver that hug??? WOW! Oh heck she'd use ANY excuse to give you a big hug, right????

Yes they are home! Jane went to bed and Patrick talked non-stop ALL DAY. It was delightful. They brought me a moonstone pendant. Cute, eh? Hug (((Q-ie))) for me...if you don't mind!

MoonWOW · May 22nd, 2001, 11:09 PM

You know...on my screen, your folder is all skinny like! Weird.

PinoWOW · May 23rd, 2001, 05:47 AM

All skinny??? Dunno what that's all about ((((((Moonbeam)))))). I guess my folder needs more carbs.

Yeah, I've already hugged {{{{{{QW}}}}}} a few times today, but I can work one in with your name on it. We've got a guest coming over around noon... then QW will drop me off in Sale before she goes to work. It's spaghetti night with her Dad tonight!!!

TODAY'S JOKE:

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

MoonWOW · May 23rd, 2001, 01:18 PM

....probing questions (((Pino)))...ROFL!

it's only page 10. i went back to it just now and it's still skinny. oh well, looks like you're back to normal on page 11!

Carry on.

Pat & Jane woke up at 5am and ate pork loin, mashed potatoes and ravioli. They are having a bit of an orientation problem.

May 15th, 2001, 07:47 PM	#136
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	<font size=+3>(((((Empress Of Mine)))))</font> That ((((Lou))))) is a wise one, I've always said so! LOL @ the zoo thang

May 17th, 2001, 05:07 PM	#139
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	(((((((Moonbeam))))))) I just got a cute e-mail off'n you. We had a fine time at the movies. QW is doing some office cleaning now, and my job is to entertain her. This translates to sitting at one of the 'puters and mmuttering about funny things online. LOL She got me a pillow to sit on while I'm on the 'puter. I thought it was for THE CAT. (((((((Merms)))))))) I am so glad you are doing better. You worry us, sometimes, girl. (((((((Serene))))))))) Yeah, I could've guessed you'd think that. LOLOL (((((((Lou)))))))))) <FONT SIZE=+2>((((QW))))</FONT> Some of your work is pretty funny... you gotta admit. Thanks for letting me watch the American crime story tonight. I know you wanted to watch the other one. You're sweet. TODAY'S JOKE: Thought for Today... Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me. Just leave me alone.

May 19th, 2001, 12:36 PM	#141
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	(((((((Merms))))))) Just take your own sweet time. I know things will work out. I also think we have a phone card with some time left on it. <G> <FONT SIZE=+3>((((TP Co-hostie))))</FONT> What a nice, lazy afternoon we've had, babe. I'm waking you up in about five minutes. LOL TODAY'S JOKE: You're driving a bus that is leaving from Pennsylvania and your destination is New York. To start, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At The next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Now, what color are the bus driver's eyes? Answer below... Hey, YOU were driving the bus. If you got this right, you have excellent problem-solving skills.

May 22nd, 2001, 10:22 AM	#145
Lou Idealist Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,159	<FONT SIZE=+2 COLOR="darkorange>((((Pino))))</FONT> ...gotta quotation for you: I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton __________________ We must travel in the direction of our fear. --John Berryman

May 22nd, 2001, 01:49 PM	#146
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	Yep ((((((Moonbeam)))))) I got the word on Pat and Jane's engaging, but he must be home by now... if all is well. I got a BIG HUG last night from you while I was making dinner. <G> Thanks, hon. ((((((((Lou)))))))))) Are you teaching this Spring/Summer or can you take some time off? HINT: SIGN UP FOR WOW!!!!! <G> Sorry... couldn't resist. (((((((Serene)))))))) Not tomorrow... in 90 minutes. We gotta have supper first, though. Marks & Spencer pasta. We went to Southport today... it was SO romantic. I had a great time. The seaside rocks. /me brought rock home, too. <FONT SIZE=+2>((((CottonCandyWOW))))*)</FONT> TODAY'S JOKE: My uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 or 10 roosters whose job was to fertilize the eggs. My uncle kept records and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the pot and was replaced. Now this took an awful lot of time. So when my uncle saw a set of eight tiny bells that each rang a different tone he promptly bought them. He glued a piece of foam rubber to each clapper shaft so the bell wouldn't ring except when violently shaken. He hung a bell on each rooster's neck and went and mixed a MintJulep. Now he could sit on the porch and sip while filling out an efficiency report on the roosters by listening to the different tones of the bells and marking down each encounter. My uncle's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, but his bell had not rung all morning. Uncle John went to investigate. Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing. Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Uncle was so proud of Brewster he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation. They not only awarded him the No Bell Prize but also the Pullet Surprise.

May 16th, 2001, 09:31 AM	#137
Merms Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 37	LOL zoo (((((((((((Pino)))))))))))Hi there sweet friend. Hope all is well.

May 16th, 2001, 08:41 PM	#138
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	ROFL...(((((Pino))))) I just read all of those at the same time and laughed at ALL of them! I'm hooooome! I REALLY think you'd enjoy some of my stories from this week! I KNOW YOU WOULD. LOL

May 17th, 2001, 07:39 PM	#140
Merms Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 37	((((((((((((Pino)))))))))))))At home and all is well. Now, I can enjoy the summer!

May 21st, 2001, 06:12 AM	#142
SereneWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	(((((Pino)))))) See you tomorrow night

May 21st, 2001, 09:03 AM	#143
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	((((Pino)))) Good morning! An unhappy Patrick phoned from NZ to say there's been a "little" delay in his flight home. He's in the air now (I HOPE) and still won't arrive until Tuesday mid-morning. I can't EVEN imagine being on route that long. ACK. BUT...I'm still excited!

May 21st, 2001, 09:04 AM	#144
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	I told you guys he's engaged now, right??

May 22nd, 2001, 11:08 PM	#147
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	LOL (((Pino)))! Hey she REALLY did deliver that hug??? WOW! Oh heck she'd use ANY excuse to give you a big hug, right???? Yes they are home! Jane went to bed and Patrick talked non-stop ALL DAY. It was delightful. They brought me a moonstone pendant. Cute, eh? Hug (((Q-ie))) for me...if you don't mind!

May 22nd, 2001, 11:09 PM	#148
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	You know...on my screen, your folder is all skinny like! Weird.

May 23rd, 2001, 05:47 AM	#149
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	All skinny??? Dunno what that's all about ((((((Moonbeam)))))). I guess my folder needs more carbs. Yeah, I've already hugged <FONT SIZE=+3>{{{{{{QW}}}}}}</FONT> a few times today, but I can work one in with your name on it. We've got a guest coming over around noon... then QW will drop me off in Sale before she goes to work. It's spaghetti night with her Dad tonight!!! TODAY'S JOKE: Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

May 23rd, 2001, 01:18 PM	#150
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	....probing questions (((Pino)))...ROFL! it's only page 10. i went back to it just now and it's still skinny. oh well, looks like you're back to normal on page 11! Carry on. Pat & Jane woke up at 5am and ate pork loin, mashed potatoes and ravioli. They are having a bit of an orientation problem.