PinoWOW's Toy Shoppe - Page 11

PinoWOW · May 24th, 2001, 03:38 AM

((((((Moonbeam's Jetlaggers))))))) We keep hearing about this American study that's proven JET LAG over the years can reduce brain size. This was a study of flight attendants over a five-year period. Working nights also did the same thing. I dunno what happens if you fly at night... but it can't be very good.

{{{{{{{{QW}}}}}}}}} I should just alk to Sainsberry's and have you pick me up. <sigh> 25 more minutes, lady!! ROFL

TODAY'S JOKE:

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

MoonWOW · May 24th, 2001, 08:49 AM

I'm not sure either (((Pino))) but I think Dubya flies a LOT at night.

PinoWOW · May 25th, 2001, 11:49 AM

ROFL @ Dubya's travel arrangements. (((((((Moonbeam))))))) QW's been marking exam essays all day. I've been able to cause a LOT of trouble, all unsupervised. It's great. Don't tell her.

{{{{{{{ExamLady}}}}}}} Love you!! How much did I spent on groceries in real money again? No wait, don't ruin it for me. LOL

TODAY'S JOKE:

My forgetter's getting better

But my rememberer is broke

to you that may seem funny but,

to me, that is no joke

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering

If I really should be "there"

And, when I try to think it through,

I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,

Say "what am I here for?"

I wrack my brain, but all in vain

A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away

Where it is safe, but, Gee!

The person it is safest from

Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,

Say "Hi" and have a chat,

Then, when the person walks away

I ask myself, "who the heck was that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better

While my rememberer is broke,

And it's driving me plumb crazy

And that isn't any joke.

Gee, I don't remember who I sent this to..........

QuietWoman · May 26th, 2001, 06:37 PM

LOL!

((((((((Cutie))))))))

I try never to translate anything into real money - heck, I'm not sure what real money is anymore.

((((((((Moon-ie))))))) Hiya to you and I hope the jet-lagged ones are coming through!

PinoWOW · May 29th, 2001, 04:45 AM

My ((((((My Cutiepie))))))) We are going to a CONCERT tonight. I love you so much.

TODAY'S JOKE:

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber. 'I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news." he said as he surveyed the
worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to
pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone
asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$200 for a female brain, and $500 for a male
brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
con- tact with the women, but some actually smirked. A girl, unable to
control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why
is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then to the entire group
said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains
down, because they're used."

MoonWOW · May 29th, 2001, 08:24 AM

ROFL! (((Pino)))

How was the CONCERT??

Hi (((Q-ie)))! The jet laggers return from Rhode Island tomorrow. THEN...they'll be around a while!

PinoWOW · June 6th, 2001, 05:48 AM

OMG!!! (((((Moonbeam)))))... it was a great show. They played for just under three hours total, and had three encores. What freaked me out was how all these Mancunians were singing along... Very kewl.

(*(*(*(Honeypie)*)*)*)*) Now you're hanging up our clothes and I was just gonna let that go until we got back. I love you.

The joke will come. I don't have time to type it now.

MoonWOW · June 6th, 2001, 09:53 PM

Great ((((Pino))))! I'm glad you had such a good time....THREE hours? WOW!

Hi to ((((Honeypie)))) too!

I miss you guys!

SereneWOW · June 7th, 2001, 05:26 AM

(((((((Pino))))))) Have a great Thursday

PinoWOW · June 10th, 2001, 05:39 PM

This is great... now I've forgotten the joke I was gonna type.

(((((((Moonbeam))))))))) Consider her hugged!! We think of you every time we use those pink plastic cups. And believe me, we use them A LOT. We want more when we go back to America.

(((((((Serene)))))))) Gosh, my whole weekend's been good. You were just worried about Thursday. Hey, our chat is SOON. <scramble for Dolly book>. LOL

((((((ArticleWOW))))))) They'll love it, hon... when they get it. Hey, douglass.com <G>.

TODAY'S JOKE:

A father was tucking his little girl into bed and listening to her prayers.

"God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."

The father thought the prayer odd, and forgot about it the next day... until his father-in-law suddenly died.

A few months later, his daughter made a similar prayer.

"God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and goodbye Grandma."

The next day, the man's mother-in-law died unexpectedly. He was certain his little girl was connected to the other side!

Her prayers remained the same for months, until the night she said, "God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy."

Horrified, the father stayed awake all night, tossing and turning. At work the next day, he refused to leave the office, taking no chances He stayed in his office until midnight, and when the clock struck 12 AM, he knew he'd beaten death. He stumbled, shaking through his front door.

"I've had the worst day of my life," he told his wife.

"Don't give me that worst day crap," she said bluntly. "Today the mailman died in the driveway."

MoonWOW · June 10th, 2001, 10:02 PM

Okay...dark...but funny!! <g> ((((Pino)))) OH...I'd forgotten the pink cups that provided us some entertainment if I remember correctly.

QuietWoman · June 12th, 2001, 05:53 PM

((*((*((Chickadee))*))*)) thank heavens you can still find jokes, when I don't even find the time to post, hey?

I love you, honeypie.

Thank you for everything.

PinoWOW · June 18th, 2001, 04:09 AM

Hi, ((((((Challenge))))))! /me makes sure all the returning customers get a free toy. Hold your bag open, please!

(((((((Moonbeam)))))))) Wait'll you see what's on the American Shopping List this time. I think these stores here are spying on us... seeing what we're using, then marketing it for the UK. Shame on them.

{{{{{{EarlyGal}}}}}}} Shall we practice making that Christmas Dinner this weekend? LOLOL I love you, too.

TODAY'S JOKE:

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?

QuietWoman · June 18th, 2001, 05:14 PM

Hey ((((((((Challenge))))))))) sweetie, seeing you here just made me realise I forgot to hug you in my folder! What a useless creature I am! Soooooooorrry!

((*((*((MyGal))*))*))

Gosh, do i need to find some jk's now?

SereneWOW · June 21st, 2001, 03:00 AM

((((((Co-Hostie))))))) Greetings to you

May 24th, 2001, 03:38 AM	#151
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	((((((Moonbeam's Jetlaggers))))))) We keep hearing about this American study that's proven JET LAG over the years can reduce brain size. This was a study of flight attendants over a five-year period. Working nights also did the same thing. I dunno what happens if you fly at night... but it can't be very good. <FONT SIZE=+3>{{{{{{{{QW}}}}}}}}}</FONT> I should just alk to Sainsberry's and have you pick me up. <sigh> 25 more minutes, lady!! ROFL TODAY'S JOKE: "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools" "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS."

May 25th, 2001, 11:49 AM	#153
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	ROFL @ Dubya's travel arrangements. (((((((Moonbeam))))))) QW's been marking exam essays all day. I've been able to cause a LOT of trouble, all unsupervised. It's great. Don't tell her. <FONT SIZE=+3>{{{{{{{ExamLady}}}}}}}</FONT> Love you!! How much did I spent on groceries in real money again? No wait, don't ruin it for me. LOL TODAY'S JOKE: My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke to you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk into a room, Say "what am I here for?" I wrack my brain, but all in vain A zero, is my score. At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee! The person it is safest from Is, generally, me! When shopping I may see someone, Say "Hi" and have a chat, Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, "who the heck was that?" Yes, my forgetter's getting better While my rememberer is broke, And it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke. Gee, I don't remember who I sent this to..........

May 26th, 2001, 06:37 PM	#154
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	<font size=+3>LOL! ((((((((Cutie))))))))</font> I try never to translate anything into real money - heck, I'm not sure what real money is anymore. ((((((((Moon-ie))))))) Hiya to you and I hope the jet-lagged ones are coming through!

May 29th, 2001, 04:45 AM	#155
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	My <FONT SIZE=+2>((((((My Cutiepie)))))))</FONT> We are going to a CONCERT tonight. I love you so much. TODAY'S JOKE: In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news." he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$200 for a female brain, and $500 for a male brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye con- tact with the women, but some actually smirked. A girl, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female brains down, because they're used."

June 6th, 2001, 05:48 AM	#157
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	OMG!!! (((((Moonbeam)))))... it was a great show. They played for just under three hours total, and had three encores. What freaked me out was how all these Mancunians were singing along... Very kewl. <FONT SIZE=+3>((((Honeypie))))*)</FONT> Now you're hanging up our clothes and I was just gonna let that go until we got back. I love you. The joke will come. I don't have time to type it now.

May 24th, 2001, 08:49 AM	#152
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	I'm not sure either (((Pino))) but I think Dubya flies a LOT at night.

May 29th, 2001, 08:24 AM	#156
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	ROFL! (((Pino))) How was the CONCERT?? Hi (((Q-ie)))! The jet laggers return from Rhode Island tomorrow. THEN...they'll be around a while!

June 6th, 2001, 09:53 PM	#158
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	Great ((((Pino))))! I'm glad you had such a good time....THREE hours? WOW! Hi to ((((Honeypie)))) too! I miss you guys!

June 7th, 2001, 05:26 AM	#159
SereneWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	(((((((Pino))))))) Have a great Thursday

June 10th, 2001, 05:39 PM	#160
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	This is great... now I've forgotten the joke I was gonna type. (((((((Moonbeam))))))))) Consider her hugged!! We think of you every time we use those pink plastic cups. And believe me, we use them A LOT. We want more when we go back to America. (((((((Serene)))))))) Gosh, my whole weekend's been good. You were just worried about Thursday. Hey, our chat is SOON. <scramble for Dolly book>. LOL <FONT SIZE=+3>((((((ArticleWOW)))))))</FONT> They'll love it, hon... when they get it. Hey, douglass.com <G>. TODAY'S JOKE: A father was tucking his little girl into bed and listening to her prayers. "God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and Grandma, and goodbye Grandpa." The father thought the prayer odd, and forgot about it the next day... until his father-in-law suddenly died. A few months later, his daughter made a similar prayer. "God bless Mommy, and Daddy, and goodbye Grandma." The next day, the man's mother-in-law died unexpectedly. He was certain his little girl was connected to the other side! Her prayers remained the same for months, until the night she said, "God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy." Horrified, the father stayed awake all night, tossing and turning. At work the next day, he refused to leave the office, taking no chances He stayed in his office until midnight, and when the clock struck 12 AM, he knew he'd beaten death. He stumbled, shaking through his front door. "I've had the worst day of my life," he told his wife. "Don't give me that worst day crap," she said bluntly. "Today the mailman died in the driveway."

June 10th, 2001, 10:02 PM	#161
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	Okay...dark...but funny!! <g> ((((Pino)))) OH...I'd forgotten the pink cups that provided us some entertainment if I remember correctly.

June 12th, 2001, 05:53 PM	#162
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	<font size=+3>((((((Chickadee))))))</font> thank heavens you can still find jokes, when I don't even find the time to post, hey? I love you, honeypie. Thank you for everything.

June 18th, 2001, 04:09 AM	#163
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	Hi, ((((((Challenge))))))! /me makes sure all the returning customers get a free toy. Hold your bag open, please! (((((((Moonbeam)))))))) Wait'll you see what's on the American Shopping List this time. I think these stores here are spying on us... seeing what we're using, then marketing it for the UK. Shame on them. <FONT SIZE=+3>{{{{{{EarlyGal}}}}}}}</FONT> Shall we practice making that Christmas Dinner this weekend? LOLOL I love you, too. TODAY'S JOKE: Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety one"?

June 18th, 2001, 05:14 PM	#164
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	Hey ((((((((Challenge))))))))) sweetie, seeing you here just made me realise I forgot to hug you in my folder! What a useless creature I am! Soooooooorrry! <font size=+3>((((((MyGal))))))</font> Gosh, do i need to find some jk's now?

June 21st, 2001, 03:00 AM	#165
SereneWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	((((((Co-Hostie))))))) Greetings to you