PinoWOW's Toy Shoppe - Page 18

GentleWOW · December 23rd, 2001, 01:19 PM

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Happy Holidays

PinoWOW · December 24th, 2001, 03:31 PM

Hi, ((((((vee_grrl, Shopper, Challenge, Gertie))))))) and Happy Christmas to all.

((((((Gentle))))))) I like your GIF. I like Gertie's, too. <G> I know you're having a good week, hon. Love to you both.

(((((((Honeypie))))))) Happy 2nd RL Christmas!! It's almost here.

TODAY'S JOKE:

A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a
check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt
pocket and tries to write with it.

He looks up at the
teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his
mistake, he says..."Well, that's great...just great...
some ***hole's got my pen!"

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QuietWoman · December 24th, 2001, 04:00 PM

Ewwwwwwwww what a nasty thought!!!!!

Sheesh, jobs I'm glad I don't have include .....

Anyway ...

((*((*((Poppet))*))*)) You *are* my Christmas present, thank you darling.

((((((((Everyone)))))))) Have fun!

PeasWOW · December 24th, 2001, 04:23 PM

(((((((((PinoWOW))))))))))

Merry Christmas my friend and mentor!!!! hugs.

ChallengeWOW · December 29th, 2001, 08:53 PM

and a

2002!!!

PrincessArista · January 7th, 2002, 07:32 PM

Happy New Year!

PenguinWOW · January 25th, 2002, 01:56 AM

Have a great weekend!!

/me needs batteries for her game boy advance....money is on the counter....

ChallengeWOW · February 9th, 2002, 02:40 PM

SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
(((((((((((( (PinoWOW) ))))))))))))

DanceWOW · February 17th, 2002, 04:28 PM

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QuietWoman · February 19th, 2002, 05:34 PM

/me gets the duster out and cleans up in here. Where is that woman?

((*((*((MyOne))*))*)) You rock, babe.

GentleWOW · February 25th, 2002, 01:36 PM

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stopping by to say

LatteWOW · February 28th, 2002, 02:18 AM

((((((((((Pino))))))))

Looks around at the toys and keeps an eye out for Madonna out shopping for toys for the kidlets.

LatteWOW

LatteWOW · February 28th, 2002, 03:08 AM

((((((((((((Pino))))))))))

Here's a little joke I found on the Web.

Morris had himself cloned. To get acquainted, the two guys hiked into the woods, talking as they walked - but the clone, as it turned out, had an incredibly foul mouth. He cussed, cursed and swore nonstop, until finally, just to shut him up, the man shoved the clone off a cliff.

Soon afterward, Morris was arrested. The charge?

Making an obscene clone fall.

Bungo-carebear · March 1st, 2002, 05:12 AM

I see were cloning around again! LOL

Heres one I picked up along the way...

Never have responded before but I had to tell you about the time when
I was the ID10T .....I walked into "Lady Footlocker" and was trying on
shoes when I asked the saleperson, "Are these shoe in mens or womens
sizes?" Boy was that embarassing. Thanx again for making my boring
day at work worth coming to!!! Amber

My 5 year old daughter was taking a bath and she fell. While I was
drying her I saw that she had a bruise on her hip. So I said to her
"Darlene, part of your hip is turning black and blue." She started
crying because she didn't want it to be black and blue she wanted
it to be her favorite color purple. When she said that I started
laughing.

Unfortunately, the ID10T happens to be myself. One night when I was
totally exhausted, I asked my wife if I could "Sleep until I wake up".

Here is another. When I go to McDonalds to get a cheesburger I order
it plain, I don't like anything but burger and cheese, so I order
a cheeseburger with just cheese. One time I was at the drive-thru
placed my order and over the intercom comes this qustion: Do you want
meat on that? I was laughing so hard I could barely answear. If I was
a cheese sandwich I could of done that at home. Mark Aright, here's my
ID10T thing. I work in a roadside assistance call center. People call
in and we send out tow trucks...things like that. nyway, this woman
calls on one of our lines and describes her problem with he less
than a week-old car. The rep. taking the call (not me)
tells her it sounds like she ran out of gas. Upon hearing this,
the driver flies off the handle, saying "WHAT! You mean I paid
60 f***ing thousand dollars for this f****ng car and you're telling
me I have to f***ing put gas in it!!!???" I love stupid people!
Stephanie

So I laugh at how dumb these people can be, and then realize - I
AM ONE OF THE ID10TS! On a missions trip to mexico, a group of us
were driving in a pickup truck, and were puzzled at a black dot
that was hovering in the air above the horizon. It looked like
a bird, but obviously wasn't, as it wasn't moving. I suggested,
completely seriously, that perhaps it was a dead bird.
Everyone looked at me, and when they realized I was making what
I thought was a legitimate suggestion, they cracked up. -Naomi

Late in the evening me and my friends were playing cards and promptly
there was a power cut, which is quite normal here in India. We had
some candles handy and under candle light our game continued. After
a while as it was quite stuffy one guy suggested "Hey, why don't you
switch the fan on". Another one promptly replies, "Don't. The candles
will go off!" P V Ravindran

I was the ID10T this time. More like most of the time. Anyway...
I was getting my mom's shoes out of the back of our suv and the door
could only open part way b/c the garage was closed. So I just left the
door open, got the shoes, and gave them to my mom. On my way back I
decide to open the garage FORGETING that back door is still open, and
the garage door opens, bringing the suv door with it!! I was freaking
out. While screaming "NO NO NO!!" I ran to where all the action was,
but then I realized that I could just close the garage, so I turned
around screamed "NO NO NO!!" and ran back. -Kathleen C.

Hey, I love reading the idiot jokes, makes me feel smart knowing
that there are others out there making stupid mistakes. Here is one
for you: I was watching television with the family, and saw this
new commercial for a sleeping pills. The caution was in huge bold
letters, "MAY CAUSE MINOR DROWSINESS...."( so tell me, what do your
sleeping pills do?) Then the commercial went to to say that you
should take the sleeping pills before you went to sleep (as opposed
to those people that take pills after they go to sleep). It was a
great commercial, made me laugh real hard. - BugWG

Here the JockMaster's idiot sighting...and it was me...
I was playing basketball with some friends...we split up in teams.
I thought I'm going to teach them a thing or two...then I dribble
down the court...so proud of myself because everyone else is
behind me...they were yelling and screaming..I felt so good...I
throw the ball made it in the basket...SCORE! (for the other team!) I felt like a REAL ID10T!

PeasWOW · March 11th, 2002, 07:38 AM

((((((((Pino)))))))))) Just thought I'd do a little toy shopping and decided this was the place to be!!!!

December 23rd, 2001, 01:19 PM	#256
GentleWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 98	{{{{{{{{{{Pino}}}}}}}}}} <font color="red"> Happy Holidays </font> __________________ everyone needs some Gentleness in their lives

December 24th, 2001, 03:31 PM	#257
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	Hi, ((((((vee_grrl, Shopper, Challenge, Gertie))))))) and Happy Christmas to all. ((((((Gentle))))))) I like your GIF. I like Gertie's, too. <G> I know you're having a good week, hon. Love to you both. <FONT SIZE=+3>(((((((Honeypie)))))))</FONT> Happy 2nd RL Christmas!! It's almost here. TODAY'S JOKE: A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it. He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his mistake, he says..."Well, that's great...just great... some ***hole's got my pen!" <a href="http://www.wowwomen.com/halloween/goblincentral.html?215" target="goblin_window"><img src="http://www.wowwomen.com/goblin5.gif" border=0></a>

December 24th, 2001, 04:00 PM	#258
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	Ewwwwwwwww what a nasty thought!!!!! Sheesh, jobs I'm glad I don't have include ..... Anyway ... <font size=+3>((((((Poppet))))))</font> You are my Christmas present, thank you darling. ((((((((Everyone)))))))) Have fun!

December 29th, 2001, 08:53 PM	#260
ChallengeWOW Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 257	and a <font color=FF00FF size=8>2002!!!</font> __________________ In full support of the military, the mission, the Commander in Chief and the coalition. May they all stay safe...

January 25th, 2002, 01:56 AM	#262
PenguinWOW I am innocent I tell ya!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 16	Have a great weekend!! /me needs batteries for her game boy advance....money is on the counter.... __________________ I only try to attempt things that do not intimidate me

December 24th, 2001, 04:23 PM	#259
PeasWOW WOW Host Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Maine Posts: 83	(((((((((PinoWOW)))))))))) Merry Christmas my friend and mentor!!!! hugs.

January 7th, 2002, 07:32 PM	#261
PrincessArista Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 41	Happy New Year!

February 9th, 2002, 02:40 PM	#263
ChallengeWOW Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 257	<font color=white size=8>SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE</font> <font size=5><font color=maroon>(((<font color=teal>(((<font color=maroon>(((<font color=teal>(((<font color=maroon> (PinoWOW) </font color>)))</font color>)))</font color>)))</font color>)))</font color></font size> __________________ In full support of the military, the mission, the Commander in Chief and the coalition. May they all stay safe...

February 17th, 2002, 04:28 PM	#264
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February 19th, 2002, 05:34 PM	#265
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	/me gets the duster out and cleans up in here. Where is that woman? <font size=+3>((((((MyOne))))))</font> You rock, babe.

February 25th, 2002, 01:36 PM	#266
GentleWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: NJ Posts: 98	{{{{{{{{{{{Pino}}}}}}}}}} stopping by to say __________________ everyone needs some Gentleness in their lives

February 28th, 2002, 02:18 AM	#267
LatteWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 30	((((((((((Pino)))))))) Looks around at the toys and keeps an eye out for Madonna out shopping for toys for the kidlets. LatteWOW

February 28th, 2002, 03:08 AM	#268
LatteWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 30	((((((((((((Pino)))))))))) Here's a little joke I found on the Web. Morris had himself cloned. To get acquainted, the two guys hiked into the woods, talking as they walked - but the clone, as it turned out, had an incredibly foul mouth. He cussed, cursed and swore nonstop, until finally, just to shut him up, the man shoved the clone off a cliff. Soon afterward, Morris was arrested. The charge? Making an obscene clone fall.

March 1st, 2002, 05:12 AM	#269
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	I see were cloning around again! LOL Heres one I picked up along the way... Never have responded before but I had to tell you about the time when I was the ID10T .....I walked into "Lady Footlocker" and was trying on shoes when I asked the saleperson, "Are these shoe in mens or womens sizes?" Boy was that embarassing. Thanx again for making my boring day at work worth coming to!!! Amber My 5 year old daughter was taking a bath and she fell. While I was drying her I saw that she had a bruise on her hip. So I said to her "Darlene, part of your hip is turning black and blue." She started crying because she didn't want it to be black and blue she wanted it to be her favorite color purple. When she said that I started laughing. Unfortunately, the ID10T happens to be myself. One night when I was totally exhausted, I asked my wife if I could "Sleep until I wake up". Here is another. When I go to McDonalds to get a cheesburger I order it plain, I don't like anything but burger and cheese, so I order a cheeseburger with just cheese. One time I was at the drive-thru placed my order and over the intercom comes this qustion: Do you want meat on that? I was laughing so hard I could barely answear. If I was a cheese sandwich I could of done that at home. Mark Aright, here's my ID10T thing. I work in a roadside assistance call center. People call in and we send out tow trucks...things like that. nyway, this woman calls on one of our lines and describes her problem with he less than a week-old car. The rep. taking the call (not me) tells her it sounds like she ran out of gas. Upon hearing this, the driver flies off the handle, saying "WHAT! You mean I paid 60 f*ing thousand dollars for this fng car and you're telling me I have to f*ing put gas in it!!!???" I love stupid people! Stephanie So I laugh at how dumb these people can be, and then realize - I AM ONE OF THE ID10TS! On a missions trip to mexico, a group of us were driving in a pickup truck, and were puzzled at a black dot that was hovering in the air above the horizon. It looked like a bird, but obviously wasn't, as it wasn't moving. I suggested, completely seriously, that perhaps it was a dead bird. Everyone looked at me, and when they realized I was making what I thought was a legitimate suggestion, they cracked up. -Naomi Late in the evening me and my friends were playing cards and promptly there was a power cut, which is quite normal here in India. We had some candles handy and under candle light our game continued. After a while as it was quite stuffy one guy suggested "Hey, why don't you switch the fan on". Another one promptly replies, "Don't. The candles will go off!" P V Ravindran I was the ID10T this time. More like most of the time. Anyway... I was getting my mom's shoes out of the back of our suv and the door could only open part way b/c the garage was closed. So I just left the door open, got the shoes, and gave them to my mom. On my way back I decide to open the garage FORGETING that back door is still open, and the garage door opens, bringing the suv door with it!! I was freaking out. While screaming "NO NO NO!!" I ran to where all the action was, but then I realized that I could just close the garage, so I turned around screamed "NO NO NO!!" and ran back. -Kathleen C. Hey, I love reading the idiot jokes, makes me feel smart knowing that there are others out there making stupid mistakes. Here is one for you: I was watching television with the family, and saw this new commercial for a sleeping pills. The caution was in huge bold letters, "MAY CAUSE MINOR DROWSINESS...."( so tell me, what do your sleeping pills do?) Then the commercial went to to say that you should take the sleeping pills before you went to sleep (as opposed to those people that take pills after they go to sleep). It was a great commercial, made me laugh real hard. - BugWG Here the JockMaster's idiot sighting...and it was me... I was playing basketball with some friends...we split up in teams. I thought I'm going to teach them a thing or two...then I dribble down the court...so proud of myself because everyone else is behind me...they were yelling and screaming..I felt so good...I throw the ball made it in the basket...SCORE! (for the other team!) I felt like a REAL ID10T!

March 11th, 2002, 07:38 AM	#270
PeasWOW WOW Host Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Maine Posts: 83	((((((((Pino)))))))))) Just thought I'd do a little toy shopping and decided this was the place to be!!!!