Redneck Fun with ScoobyWOW - Page 2

Cinderellen · May 19th, 2002, 09:42 PM

For those of you city folks that have never been cow tipping...

http://www.nwlink.com/~timelvis/cowtip.html

Have a good ole time.

rosannehow · May 17th, 2008, 01:07 PM

Cinder where I live in Florida which is considered south Alabama we play cow patty bingo. How about where you live? A pickup truck with a gun rack in the back window and a gun in the rack is a sure sign of a redneck here.

rjsfeminist · May 18th, 2008, 11:52 AM

My son sent this to me in an email:

For all of you who havent married yet, this should give you and your future bride some great ideas for that special day, if you are married,maybe a second wedding???

It all started out with me pickin up my blushin bride in a limo down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work. (followed by a photo of a stretch pick-up truck with camper-topper.)

My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception viddles. (w/photo of tracter outside a BK)

I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all. (photo of bride coming out of an out-house.)

My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony. (another out-house pic)

The whole email went on like that. (If I could figure out how to get the photos here, I'd put the whole thing here.)

rjsfeminist · May 18th, 2008, 11:55 AM

BTW, Roseanne, where in FL do you live? There are a bunch of Floridians here. (I'm on the west coast, about half-way down the coast...)

rosannehow · May 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM

I live just outside of Pensacola on the gulf in a town named Milton.

Elusive Unicorn · January 8th, 2011, 02:55 PM

...when you are your own grandpa...
when you have an uncle daddy
when walmart truns into a family reunion

Elusive Unicorn · January 9th, 2011, 04:28 PM

Judge:"What are the grounds for divorce?"
Woman:"About four acres and a nice little home with a stream.
Judge:"I mean the foudation of the case?"
Woman:"It is made of brick and mortar."
Judge:"I mean what are your relations like?"
Woman:"I have an aunt and uncle in town, and so do my husbands parents."
Judge:"Do you have a real grudge?"
Woman:"No, we have a two car carport."
Judge:"Please, is there any infidelity in the marriage?"
Woman:"Yes. Both my son and daughter have stereos."
Judge:"Ma'am does your husband ever beat you?"
Woman:"Yup, about twice a weak he gets up earlier then I do."
Judge in frustration:"Lady why do you want a divorce?"
Woman:"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!"

Elusive Unicorn · January 13th, 2011, 10:54 PM

#1 Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

#2 Your sister looks like Chewbacca.

#3 You ever use your light saber to oper a bottle of Bud.

#4 You use the force when you go fishing.

#5 If you heard "Luke, I am your father.....and your uncle."

StacyH. · August 5th, 2011, 07:02 PM

lol Elusive that it funny !!

Wolf_angel · August 6th, 2011, 09:08 AM

Elusive yer bad LOL But I love it! LOL

May 19th, 2002, 09:42 PM	#16
Cinderellen Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 498	For those of you city folks that have never been cow tipping... http://www.nwlink.com/~timelvis/cowtip.html Have a good ole time. __________________ Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

May 18th, 2008, 11:52 AM	#18
rjsfeminist Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: west central Florida Posts: 1,564	My son sent this to me in an email: For all of you who havent married yet, this should give you and your future bride some great ideas for that special day, if you are married,maybe a second wedding??? It all started out with me pickin up my blushin bride in a limo down at the 7 Eleven when she got off work. (followed by a photo of a stretch pick-up truck with camper-topper.) My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up the reception viddles. (w/photo of tracter outside a BK) I took my blushin bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all. (photo of bride coming out of an out-house.) My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, so we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony. (another out-house pic) The whole email went on like that. (If I could figure out how to get the photos here, I'd put the whole thing here.) Last edited by rjsfeminist; May 18th, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason: too much text

January 8th, 2011, 02:55 PM	#21
Elusive Unicorn Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Utica,NY Posts: 806	...when you are your own grandpa... when you have an uncle daddy when walmart truns into a family reunion __________________ Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.

January 9th, 2011, 04:28 PM	#22
Elusive Unicorn Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Utica,NY Posts: 806	Redneck Divorce Judge:"What are the grounds for divorce?" Woman:"About four acres and a nice little home with a stream. Judge:"I mean the foudation of the case?" Woman:"It is made of brick and mortar." Judge:"I mean what are your relations like?" Woman:"I have an aunt and uncle in town, and so do my husbands parents." Judge:"Do you have a real grudge?" Woman:"No, we have a two car carport." Judge:"Please, is there any infidelity in the marriage?" Woman:"Yes. Both my son and daughter have stereos." Judge:"Ma'am does your husband ever beat you?" Woman:"Yup, about twice a weak he gets up earlier then I do." Judge in frustration:"Lady why do you want a divorce?" Woman:"I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can't communicate with me!" __________________ Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.

January 13th, 2011, 10:54 PM	#23
Elusive Unicorn Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Utica,NY Posts: 806	You know your a redneck Jedi if.... #1 Your Jedi robe is camouflage. #2 Your sister looks like Chewbacca. #3 You ever use your light saber to oper a bottle of Bud. #4 You use the force when you go fishing. #5 If you heard "Luke, I am your father.....and your uncle." __________________ Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.

May 17th, 2008, 01:07 PM	#17
rosannehow Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 84	Cinder where I live in Florida which is considered south Alabama we play cow patty bingo. How about where you live? A pickup truck with a gun rack in the back window and a gun in the rack is a sure sign of a redneck here.

May 18th, 2008, 11:55 AM	#19
rjsfeminist Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: west central Florida Posts: 1,564	BTW, Roseanne, where in FL do you live? There are a bunch of Floridians here. (I'm on the west coast, about half-way down the coast...)

May 18th, 2008, 03:27 PM	#20
rosannehow Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 84	I live just outside of Pensacola on the gulf in a town named Milton.

August 5th, 2011, 07:02 PM	#24
StacyH. Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: With my kids Posts: 83	lol Elusive that it funny !! __________________ Calgon take me away !!

August 6th, 2011, 09:08 AM	#25
Wolf_angel A survivor of chaos Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Where my heart is Posts: 3,147	Elusive yer bad LOL But I love it! LOL __________________ May you walk in the shadow of the Great Spirit~To help others is a special gift we can either give or take~The more you give the more you receive~