QuietWOW's Quaint English TeaRoom - Page 21

Bungo-carebear · March 1st, 2002, 05:28 AM

Here's a giggles to share......

The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to have a prayer with you." So she said come right on in.

He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty. Then he came to a widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so
she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands -- which allowed the towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

And he said, "Hello, Darlin'!"

Bungo-carebear · March 1st, 2002, 05:37 AM

How to Clean Your Mouse

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
was
quite serious, but the engineers rolled on the floor:
"Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore,
if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may
need a
ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained
personnel.
"Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop-off
method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse
balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can
result in sudden discharge.
"Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It
is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
balls
should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."

ScribbleWOW · March 1st, 2002, 12:05 PM

Good one, Bungo!

ScribbleWOW · March 1st, 2002, 12:16 PM

Scribble was here
and brought her torch
things are heated
was that your porch?

She's not been drinking
though she wished she had
so now she's nutty
(or a little mad)

Now she's leaving
she's on the run
try to find her
before she's done...

Bungo-carebear · March 1st, 2002, 03:57 PM

Gosh Girly, are ya always this onery when your sick?? Didn't ya read the sign when ya entered?? This is the Quiet Zone of WOW!! Ya just singed Buggies hair!!

QuietWoman · March 1st, 2002, 06:20 PM

OMG someone's telling jokes in here, how kewl! Thank you (((((((bungo))))))

And poetry too! (((((((Scribble))))))))

(((((((((LattePal)))))))))) We only let class in here, so you won't be seeing *that woman*!!

((((((((DACD)))))))) It only needed for you to say it was quiet and *bang*!!

((((((((GentleLass)))))))))) Hi hon.

((((((SomeoneSpecial)))))) Still love you.

ScribbleWOW · March 1st, 2002, 08:06 PM

*Scribble gets out her drums and plays loudly* (It's known as noise since she doesn't know how to play, but it does break the *quiet* barrier)

Don't blame me, I'm sick.

ScribbleWOW · March 1st, 2002, 08:07 PM

Bungo, yep, I'm always this bad when I'm sick. I can blame it on the drugs

Seriously, I can only handle staying in bed for so long. I take long naps before coming in here to raise havoc.

ChallengeWOW · March 10th, 2002, 04:42 PM

SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE
(((((((((((( (QuietWOW) ))))))))))))

ScribbleWOW · March 10th, 2002, 05:57 PM

Scribble shakes her head...much much much too quiet in here

Scribble plays the drums, hands bungo pots and spoons, and Bugsy gets the R.A.I.D. can and a few matches. On enlighting performance coming up...

PeasWOW · March 11th, 2002, 07:33 AM

(((((((((Quiet)))))))))

hmmm gets out my guitar and joins the band.... or is that gets on the bandwagon.....

ScribbleWOW · March 11th, 2002, 09:21 PM

Peas, wanna be in the spotlight? Bugsy, let 'er rip....

Pst: Peas, you can trust me, really

LondonLee · March 12th, 2002, 10:29 PM

Thanks for the good time with trivia today Quiet WOW- was a fun time!!!

ScribbleWOW · March 19th, 2002, 10:16 PM

Scribble brings in the electric guitar and leaves the bongo drums on a remote charger...and puts in a motion detector

DanceWOW · March 24th, 2002, 12:37 AM

{{{{{Quiet}}}}}

March 1st, 2002, 12:05 PM	#303
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Good one, Bungo! __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 1st, 2002, 12:16 PM	#304
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Scribble was here and brought her torch things are heated was that your porch? She's not been drinking though she wished she had so now she's nutty (or a little mad) Now she's leaving she's on the run try to find her before she's done... __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 1st, 2002, 06:20 PM	#306
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	OMG someone's telling jokes in here, how kewl! Thank you (((((((bungo)))))) And poetry too! (((((((Scribble)))))))) (((((((((LattePal)))))))))) We only let class in here, so you won't be seeing that woman!! ((((((((DACD)))))))) It only needed for you to say it was quiet and bang!! ((((((((GentleLass)))))))))) Hi hon. <font size=+3>((((((SomeoneSpecial))))))</font> Still love you.

March 1st, 2002, 08:06 PM	#307
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Scribble gets out her drums and plays loudly (It's known as noise since she doesn't know how to play, but it does break the quiet barrier) Don't blame me, I'm sick. __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 1st, 2002, 08:07 PM	#308
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Bungo, yep, I'm always this bad when I'm sick. I can blame it on the drugs Seriously, I can only handle staying in bed for so long. I take long naps before coming in here to raise havoc. __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 1st, 2002, 05:28 AM	#301
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	Here's a giggles to share...... The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!" "No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to have a prayer with you." So she said come right on in. He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty. Then he came to a widow woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands -- which allowed the towel to fall to the floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!" And he said, "Hello, Darlin'!"

March 1st, 2002, 05:37 AM	#302
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	How to Clean Your Mouse This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious, but the engineers rolled on the floor: "Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit). Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. "Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. "Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items."

March 1st, 2002, 03:57 PM	#305
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	Gosh Girly, are ya always this onery when your sick?? Didn't ya read the sign when ya entered?? This is the Quiet Zone of WOW!! Ya just singed Buggies hair!!

March 10th, 2002, 04:42 PM	#309
ChallengeWOW Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 257	<font color=white size=8>SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE</font> <font size=5><font color=maroon>(((<font color=teal>(((<font color=maroon>(((<font color=teal>(((<font color=maroon> (QuietWOW) </font color>)))</font color>)))</font color>)))</font color>)))</font color></font size> __________________ In full support of the military, the mission, the Commander in Chief and the coalition. May they all stay safe...

March 10th, 2002, 05:57 PM	#310
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Scribble shakes her head...much much much too quiet in here Scribble plays the drums, hands bungo pots and spoons, and Bugsy gets the R.A.I.D. can and a few matches. On enlighting performance coming up... __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 11th, 2002, 07:33 AM	#311
PeasWOW WOW Host Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Maine Posts: 83	(((((((((Quiet))))))))) hmmm gets out my guitar and joins the band.... or is that gets on the bandwagon.....

March 11th, 2002, 09:21 PM	#312
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Peas, wanna be in the spotlight? Bugsy, let 'er rip.... Pst: Peas, you can trust me, really __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 12th, 2002, 10:29 PM	#313
LondonLee Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 355	Thanks for the good time with trivia today Quiet WOW- was a fun time!!!

March 19th, 2002, 10:16 PM	#314
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Scribble brings in the electric guitar and leaves the bongo drums on a remote charger...and puts in a motion detector __________________ perceptions can be altered...

March 24th, 2002, 12:37 AM	#315
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