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You are a goofy goon, Wolfie!
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December 2nd, 2002, 12:40 PM
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December 2nd, 2002, 12:41 PM
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Wolfie?? Where`d ya go?
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December 2nd, 2002, 12:42 PM
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dac...ur killin me here
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December 2nd, 2002, 12:45 PM
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Da devil made me do it!
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December 2nd, 2002, 05:33 PM
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 Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been playing their reindeer games all afternoon and were dead tired. To make matters worse, Rudolph had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree. Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are sleeping, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree yet! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?" Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat Santa man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?" And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...
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December 2nd, 2002, 05:45 PM
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What goes, " ho, ho,,swoosh,, ho, ho,,, soosh? "
Santa caught in a revolving door. Two brothers we are, belonging to Santa, Great burdens we bear by which we are bitterly pressed; The truth is to say we are full all the day And empty when we go to rest. What can we be? Santa's boots. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.
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December 2nd, 2002, 05:54 PM
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What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet! What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish. What kind of bird can write? A PENguin. Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle. JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you. ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!! If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe! What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus! How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
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December 2nd, 2002, 06:05 PM
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HO HO HO! I like those!
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December 2nd, 2002, 06:09 PM
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I need some information on a woman named PeasWOW. I have heard from a few people that she is just too nice. No one can be too nice. If you got any scoop let me know
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December 2nd, 2002, 08:43 PM
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(((((((((( DAccie )))))))))))))))))))))) (((((((((( Tammy )))))))))) (((((( and all ))))))))))
Hangs head I haven't checked in here for a couple of days. Family and what have you. Daccie, We wouldn't have you any other way. you keep us in stitches. you are funny, warm hearted and a spammer. Why anyone would send you an email out of meaness is just down right rude. IMHO You are a unique part of our crazy world. Don't change at all. (((((( hugs Daccie )))))) D daring to do A angelic not, but that's ok C Clever with her words, you bet C Causing laughter what we need I Innovative, interesting E Energetic, ENTERTAINING. Daccie, you keep up the great work.
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December 2nd, 2002, 09:24 PM
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PeasWOW
hmmmmm......where to start.....hmmmm......how about that she is just about one of my bestest friends online? Yep, that is the truth..........
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December 2nd, 2002, 10:38 PM
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Doh!!
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December 2nd, 2002, 11:41 PM
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Yeah what irish said!!!! love ya daccie
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December 2nd, 2002, 11:45 PM
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Back at ya, apple!
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