Ten Commandments of Human Relations

Wolfie0ne · December 3rd, 2002, 12:39 AM

Dac...pssst...lemme get my tetanus shot before I bite you...I don't want any devilish cooties to come back to haunt me.

Wolfie0ne · December 3rd, 2002, 12:42 AM

No princess in the house, oh springsteenelf...but there is an alleged queen of spam on the loose on the boards.

WA114 · December 3rd, 2002, 04:03 AM

by special request

Ten Commandments of Human Relations

SPEAK TO PEOPLE — there is nothing as nice as a cheerful word of greeting.
SMILE AT PEOPLE — it takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile.
CALL PEOPLE — the sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of their own name.
BE FRIENDLY and helpful. If you would have friends, be a friend.
BE CORDIAL — speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure.
BE GENUINELY interested in people — you can like almost everybody if you try.
BE GENEROUS with praise and cautious with criticism.
BE CONSIDERATE of the feelings of others — there are usually three sides to a controversy: yours, the other party's, and the truth.
BE ALERT to give service — what counts most in life is what we do for others.
ADD TO THIS a good sense of humor, a big dose of patience and a dash of humility, and you will be rewarded many-fold.

WA114 · December 3rd, 2002, 07:47 AM

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WA114 · December 3rd, 2002, 08:10 AM

WA114 · December 3rd, 2002, 08:18 AM

/me grumbles...

What? You mean I have to have a stinkin' 200 posts before I can use this as my avatar?? No fair!! Hmmmmph!!!

Wolfie0ne · December 3rd, 2002, 11:10 AM

ROFL to those cartoons!!!!!!

Well...I hadda. Maybe you don't, Wa. The devil made me post all that stuff.

Wolfie0ne · December 3rd, 2002, 11:13 AM

Yo, Wa...64 down and only 136 to go, hehe.

WA114 · December 3rd, 2002, 11:14 AM

spam spam spam spam...
spam spam spam spam...

Ugh... It's too darn early for Monty Python...

Wolfie0ne · December 3rd, 2002, 11:16 AM

There's the spirit, Wa.

Angel_Wolf · December 3rd, 2002, 01:40 PM

I am not spamming but do love your Avatar Wolfieone!

WA loved the comics and the Ten Commandments of Human Relations..../e leaves hot cocoa with melt in your mouth chocolate cookies! Have a great day!

Wolfie0ne · December 3rd, 2002, 11:49 PM

((((((((Sisssssss)))))))))). Arouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Me spams...but only coz da devil has corrupted me.

...chocolate cookies? Ears perk up. Yummmmmmm.

WA114 · December 4th, 2002, 06:45 AM

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I'll have a boo Christmas without you.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Kringle

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither! Candles always burn shorter.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic

WA114 · December 4th, 2002, 06:47 AM

Those of you with kids might enjoy the holidays games, stories, recipes, crafts, musics, software reviews, jokes and other fun at:
http://www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/xmas/index.html

December 3rd, 2002, 12:39 AM	#721
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December 3rd, 2002, 04:03 AM	#723
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	by special request Ten Commandments of Human Relations SPEAK TO PEOPLE — there is nothing as nice as a cheerful word of greeting. SMILE AT PEOPLE — it takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile. CALL PEOPLE — the sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of their own name. BE FRIENDLY and helpful. If you would have friends, be a friend. BE CORDIAL — speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure. BE GENUINELY interested in people — you can like almost everybody if you try. BE GENEROUS with praise and cautious with criticism. BE CONSIDERATE of the feelings of others — there are usually three sides to a controversy: yours, the other party's, and the truth. BE ALERT to give service — what counts most in life is what we do for others. ADD TO THIS a good sense of humor, a big dose of patience and a dash of humility, and you will be rewarded many-fold.

December 3rd, 2002, 07:47 AM	#724
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WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	/me grumbles... What? You mean I have to have a stinkin' 200 posts before I can use this as my avatar?? No fair!! Hmmmmph!!!

December 3rd, 2002, 11:13 AM	#729
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WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	spam spam spam spam... spam spam spam spam... Ugh... It's too darn early for Monty Python... __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

December 3rd, 2002, 11:16 AM	#731
Wolfie0ne Feisty free spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 428	There's the spirit, Wa. __________________ For the strength of the pack is the wolf...

December 3rd, 2002, 01:40 PM	#732
Angel_Wolf Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 333	I am not spamming but do love your Avatar Wolfieone! WA loved the comics and the Ten Commandments of Human Relations..../e leaves hot cocoa with melt in your mouth chocolate cookies! Have a great day! __________________ ~~ May you walk in the Shadow of the Creator!~~

December 3rd, 2002, 11:49 PM	#733
Wolfie0ne Feisty free spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 428	((((((((Sisssssss)))))))))). Arouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Me spams...but only coz da devil has corrupted me. ...chocolate cookies? Ears perk up. Yummmmmmm.

December 4th, 2002, 06:45 AM	#734
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	Christmas Riddles What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel) What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can hoe hoe hoe. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite What kind of bird can write? A pen-guin What did the ghost say to Santa Claus? I'll have a boo Christmas without you. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither! Candles always burn shorter. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Kringle Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low elf esteem What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic

December 4th, 2002, 06:47 AM	#735
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	Those of you with kids might enjoy the holidays games, stories, recipes, crafts, musics, software reviews, jokes and other fun at: http://www.kidsdomain.com/holiday/xmas/index.html __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer