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WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 12:10 AM

Oh, great, cod. Thanks a lot. Thanks a whole lot. I won't be able to sleep tonight because I cannot get that darn Monty Python song out of my head ...

... there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam ...

/me dons a Viking hat (like the horns??) and starts singing in background: spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam ...

Great. Just great...

"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody Vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam."

Grrrrr.

Oh, for the uninitiated, check this out:
http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.wav
http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.htm

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 12:12 AM

/me was just kidding wiff ya, by the way.

Cod · January 21st, 2003, 12:16 AM

What? Ya think I'm sensitive? NEVAH!

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 12:23 AM

ROFL cod!!! Ha ha ha ha ha

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobbly dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives, something and various appliances something naked fun something fsomething something shit something

From the Monty Python 365-day desk calendar. I hate when they black out the naughty bits...

Seriously, this is just how it appears on the calendar page. Oh, how one's imagination can run amok!!

LiamFan! · January 21st, 2003, 12:30 AM

Speaking of St. Loony Up the Cream Bun and Jam...

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 12:31 AM

LMAO Liam. Are we having fun yet??

Cod · January 21st, 2003, 12:33 AM

ah and sword fighting with a herring!

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 12:37 AM

And now the Stock Market Report by Exchange Telegraph

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm.

And another:

Dear, dear... Look at my wife Ribeena... Hat like a tea cozy...

(looking at the lifeboats) They can't expect us all to fit in there... Why, we'll look like tinned mullet, I daresay.

scribble · January 21st, 2003, 01:55 AM

I love monty python! I have History of the World part 1. I kept looking for part two, but then I found out ther wasn't one! Isn't he the dude who did Robinhood, Men In Tights? Ah, those cute buns, there for the squeezin'

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 02:23 AM

Please consider the following...

Think of those occasions when you might want to send an email to everyone in your address book.

I ask that you learn to do this the right way so that the recipients of your email won't see all the other people you've sent it to. It's common courtesy to keep your recipients E-mails private.

Consider also all of the viruses that continually progagate the Internet. Consider how many times your E-mail is exposed around the internet in one day because of a forwarded message:

-----Original Message-----
From: Simple Simon [mailto:simon@clueless.com]
Sent: Monday, January 20, 2003 7:28 PM
To: Rumplestilskin [rumplestilskin@aol.com], Hansel & Gretel [Hansel.Gretel@grimms.biz], Snow White [snow.white@seven.dwarves.com], Pinocchio [pinocchio@gepetto.workshop.net]
Subject: Fw: Food for Thought

----- Original Message -----
From: Little Miss Muffet [mailto:muffet@tuffets.net]
Date: Saturday, January 18, 2003 4:57 PM -0700
To: Jack & Jill, [jack_n_jill@water.co.uk]>, Humpty Dumpty [humpty.dumpty@badegg.com], Little Bo Peep [Bo-Peep@lostsheep.net], Mary Mary Quite Contrary [mary@cranky.com]
Subject: Food for Thought

and so on...

Now think about how easy everyone makes it for the hackers to send you an infected file!

I realize -- though I cannot fathom why -- WebTV doesn't yet have the Blind Carbon Copy (BCC) function, but most computer-based e-mail programs do.

For tutorials and instructions showing how to use BCC, please refer to:

http://deptny.bizland.com/tutorials.htm
http://www.rrudder.com/safe/bcc.html

Thanks!!

annebebe · January 21st, 2003, 02:58 AM

Thanks WA114,
I didn't know what bcc was for, a great tip! Hey, if you post it in every thread, you'll have your custom avatar in no time!!

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 03:14 AM

LOL -- that's called cross-posting, and I don't think the Forum Coordinator likes that too much, but...

/me resumes singing spam, spam, spam, spam...

Glad you found the information useful, annebebe. Keep smilin'

topsinapod · January 21st, 2003, 06:34 AM

All I gotta say is : HORSEFEATHERS!!!!!

WA114 · January 21st, 2003, 07:16 AM

Horses have feathers? Did Darwin know this????

skyedove · January 21st, 2003, 02:34 PM

I think the horsefeathers goes along with "when pigs fly" and if you see pigs fly do you then assume they have wings... in turn feathers... so if you do see a pig fly and assume that they have feather filled wings.... does that mean that if you get pork products with that "fresh from the farm taste"(which if you ask me sounds horrible considering I know how the farm SMELLS) that you have to deal with pin feathers that you now have to pull, which you didn't sign up for when you bought the dang piece of meat in the first place.............

January 21st, 2003, 12:10 AM	#871
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	Oh, great, cod. Thanks a lot. Thanks a whole lot. I won't be able to sleep tonight because I cannot get that darn Monty Python song out of my head ... ... there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam ... /me dons a Viking hat (like the horns??) and starts singing in background: spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam ... Great. Just great... "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody Vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam." Grrrrr. Oh, for the uninitiated, check this out: http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.wav http://www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.htm __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 12:12 AM	#872
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	/me was just kidding wiff ya, by the way. __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 12:23 AM	#874
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	ROFL cod!!! Ha ha ha ha ha Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobbly dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives, something and various appliances something naked fun something fsomething something shit something From the Monty Python 365-day desk calendar. I hate when they black out the naughty bits... Seriously, this is just how it appears on the calendar page. Oh, how one's imagination can run amok!! __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 12:30 AM	#875
LiamFan! Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 2,048	Speaking of St. Loony Up the Cream Bun and Jam... __________________ Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it. -- Pope John Paul II

January 21st, 2003, 12:31 AM	#876
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	LMAO Liam. Are we having fun yet?? __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 12:16 AM	#873
Cod Hooked on The OC! Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,252	What? Ya think I'm sensitive? NEVAH!

January 21st, 2003, 12:33 AM	#877
Cod Hooked on The OC! Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,252	ah and sword fighting with a herring!

January 21st, 2003, 12:37 AM	#878
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	And now the Stock Market Report by Exchange Telegraph Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. And another: Dear, dear... Look at my wife Ribeena... Hat like a tea cozy... (looking at the lifeboats) They can't expect us all to fit in there... Why, we'll look like tinned mullet, I daresay. __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 01:55 AM	#879
scribble Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: earth, USA, midwest (where the deer and the antelope play) Posts: 2	I love monty python! I have History of the World part 1. I kept looking for part two, but then I found out ther wasn't one! Isn't he the dude who did Robinhood, Men In Tights? Ah, those cute buns, there for the squeezin'

January 21st, 2003, 02:23 AM	#880
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	Please, Please, PLEASE!!!! Please consider the following... Think of those occasions when you might want to send an email to everyone in your address book. I ask that you learn to do this the right way so that the recipients of your email won't see all the other people you've sent it to. It's common courtesy to keep your recipients E-mails private. Consider also all of the viruses that continually progagate the Internet. Consider how many times your E-mail is exposed around the internet in one day because of a forwarded message: -----Original Message----- From: Simple Simon [mailto:simon@clueless.com] Sent: Monday, January 20, 2003 7:28 PM To: Rumplestilskin [rumplestilskin@aol.com], Hansel & Gretel [Hansel.Gretel@grimms.biz], Snow White [snow.white@seven.dwarves.com], Pinocchio [pinocchio@gepetto.workshop.net] Subject: Fw: Food for Thought ----- Original Message ----- From: Little Miss Muffet [mailto:muffet@tuffets.net] Date: Saturday, January 18, 2003 4:57 PM -0700 To: Jack & Jill, [jack_n_jill@water.co.uk]>, Humpty Dumpty [humpty.dumpty@badegg.com], Little Bo Peep [Bo-Peep@lostsheep.net], Mary Mary Quite Contrary [mary@cranky.com] Subject: Food for Thought and so on... Now think about how easy everyone makes it for the hackers to send you an infected file! I realize -- though I cannot fathom why -- WebTV doesn't yet have the Blind Carbon Copy (BCC) function, but most computer-based e-mail programs do. For tutorials and instructions showing how to use BCC, please refer to: http://deptny.bizland.com/tutorials.htm http://www.rrudder.com/safe/bcc.html Thanks!!

January 21st, 2003, 02:58 AM	#881
annebebe Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 70	Thanks WA114, I didn't know what bcc was for, a great tip! Hey, if you post it in every thread, you'll have your custom avatar in no time!! __________________ I would rather entreat thy company, to see the wonders of the world abroad - Two gents of Verona

January 21st, 2003, 03:14 AM	#882
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	LOL -- that's called cross-posting, and I don't think the Forum Coordinator likes that too much, but... /me resumes singing spam, spam, spam, spam... Glad you found the information useful, annebebe. Keep smilin' __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 06:34 AM	#883
topsinapod Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Maine Posts: 120	All I gotta say is : HORSEFEATHERS!!!!!

January 21st, 2003, 07:16 AM	#884
WA114 www.womensweb.ca Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 551	Horses have feathers? Did Darwin know this???? __________________ There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- A.Schweitzer

January 21st, 2003, 02:34 PM	#885
skyedove Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 16	I think the horsefeathers goes along with "when pigs fly" and if you see pigs fly do you then assume they have wings... in turn feathers... so if you do see a pig fly and assume that they have feather filled wings.... does that mean that if you get pork products with that "fresh from the farm taste"(which if you ask me sounds horrible considering I know how the farm SMELLS) that you have to deal with pin feathers that you now have to pull, which you didn't sign up for when you bought the dang piece of meat in the first place.............