Melynn's Menagerie - Page 7

ChallengeWOW · December 29th, 2001, 08:05 PM

and ONLY *THE* bestOthe 2002!!!

Lou · January 1st, 2002, 06:23 PM

Happy 2002!

((((*Melynn*))))

PrincessArista · January 7th, 2002, 07:24 PM

Happy New Year!

PenguinWOW · January 19th, 2002, 06:55 PM

Have a great weekend!!

/me finds chickens in here!!! <G>

Moonchild101 · January 26th, 2002, 07:18 PM

{{{{{{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}}}}}}}

CamiRae · January 27th, 2002, 03:12 AM

Hi ya {^{^{^{^{^ Melynn ^}^}^}^}^} Did you miss me? I sorta ran away from home.

Moonchild101 · January 28th, 2002, 10:39 PM

Hi Melynn!!! Remember me? (weg)

Moonchild101 · January 28th, 2002, 10:41 PM

Doncha just love me? Come on, admit it...you do (g)

CamiRae · January 29th, 2002, 02:16 AM

I love you {{{{{MoonieGirl}}}}}

Bungo-carebear · February 10th, 2002, 06:12 AM

(((((((((((( (Melynn) )))))))))))) I Know what your Thinking!!! Your Thinking, OH, God, She's Back! Yep!! Your answers have been answered! Yup! The Bear is Back...Front....Side? Well Lets just Say.... I'M HERE!! Giggles~

Speranza · February 10th, 2002, 10:41 AM

{{{{{Melynn}}}}}

Just to say hi!

Bungo-carebear · February 10th, 2002, 03:34 PM

ALERT: ALERT:

The Boards have been taken over by Alien Spacecadets! I mean, take a look! They are Dead-zone City!
My Job, if I choose to accept it, is to take em back from the cadets of Zowds and release em backs to the WOWs!! I even had to eat the piece's of paper with the confidentual stuff in it, Classified it said......eat after reading.....three pages..... I kept burping vowels for the first hour after instuctions. Geezzzzzzs I wished I had kept them now, cause I sure can't remember a darn thing of the instuctions now, but hey.... I've dealt with space cadets before.... my best friends a space cadet,{maynards}, I'll have her assist me in reviving these boards and bringing em back!
Get ready for one Heck of a Party!!

DanceWOW · February 17th, 2002, 04:22 PM

{{{{{Melynn}}}}}

Bungo-carebear · February 22nd, 2002, 02:32 PM

CHEER UP!!! There's a yuppie somewhere who just pulled a hamstring in one of those sissy aerobics classes.
CHEER UP!!! Remember that nasty old nun who used to hit your knuckles with a ruler? She's 75 years old now, and she has arthritis.

CHEER UP!!! The worse things get,...the less you have to lose!

CHEER UP!!! You'll be happy to know that your local newspaper is made of 50% recycled material. (That's 1% recycled paper; 49% recycled news articles.)
CHEER UP!!! Miss Manners has finally been discredited. It's rude to tell other people what to do!

CHEER UP!!! Sigmund Freud has been discredited, too. It's lewd to tell other people about their poo.
CHEER UP!!! Every three minutes, somewhere in America a suburban housewife backs the family car through the garage door.

CHEER UP!!! No matter how bad things get, your folks still have your old bedroom ready, and you're welcome to go back home.
CHEER UP!!! The time you spent reading this joke could've been spent more productively. But you're not bothered because you're one of those well-adjusted people who really doesn't give a dam%.

Bungo-carebear · February 22nd, 2002, 02:35 PM

One Crabby Husband!

The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Watkins, but we have some information about your husband." "Please! Tell me," the woman said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mrs. Watkins said, "Oh, give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my god!" said Mrs. Watkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, she asked, "What's the good news?"
"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two five pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on him."
"If that's the good news than what's the great news?" Mrs. Watkins implored.
The policeman said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning."

December 29th, 2001, 08:05 PM	#91
ChallengeWOW Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 257	and ONLY THE bestOthe <font color=FF00FF size=8>2002!!!</font> __________________ In full support of the military, the mission, the Commander in Chief and the coalition. May they all stay safe...

January 1st, 2002, 06:23 PM	#92
Lou Idealist Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,159	<font size=7 color="blue">Happy 2002! ((((Melynn))))</font> __________________ We must travel in the direction of our fear. --John Berryman

January 19th, 2002, 06:55 PM	#94
PenguinWOW I am innocent I tell ya!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Iowa Posts: 16	Have a great weekend!! /me finds chickens in here!!! <G> __________________ I only try to attempt things that do not intimidate me

January 26th, 2002, 07:18 PM	#95
Moonchild101 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8	{{{{{{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}}}}}}} __________________ Be yourself. Who else is better qualified? ~ Frank J. Giblin II

January 27th, 2002, 03:12 AM	#96
CamiRae Former CherubTF/WOW Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA Posts: 20	Hi ya {^{^{^{^{^ Melynn ^}^}^}^}^} Did you miss me? I sorta ran away from home. __________________ CamiRae

January 7th, 2002, 07:24 PM	#93
PrincessArista Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 41	Happy New Year!

January 28th, 2002, 10:39 PM	#97
Moonchild101 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8	Hi Melynn!!! Remember me? (weg) __________________ Be yourself. Who else is better qualified? ~ Frank J. Giblin II

January 28th, 2002, 10:41 PM	#98
Moonchild101 Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8	Doncha just love me? Come on, admit it...you do (g) __________________ Be yourself. Who else is better qualified? ~ Frank J. Giblin II

January 29th, 2002, 02:16 AM	#99
CamiRae Former CherubTF/WOW Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA Posts: 20	I love you {{{{{MoonieGirl}}}}} __________________ CamiRae

February 10th, 2002, 06:12 AM	#100
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	(((((((((((( (Melynn) )))))))))))) I Know what your Thinking!!! Your Thinking, OH, God, She's Back! Yep!! Your answers have been answered! Yup! The Bear is Back...Front....Side? Well Lets just Say.... I'M HERE!! Giggles~

February 10th, 2002, 10:41 AM	#101
Speranza Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Israel Posts: 5	{{{{{Melynn}}}}} Just to say hi!

February 10th, 2002, 03:34 PM	#102
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	ALERT: ALERT: The Boards have been taken over by Alien Spacecadets! I mean, take a look! They are Dead-zone City! My Job, if I choose to accept it, is to take em back from the cadets of Zowds and release em backs to the WOWs!! I even had to eat the piece's of paper with the confidentual stuff in it, Classified it said......eat after reading.....three pages..... I kept burping vowels for the first hour after instuctions. Geezzzzzzs I wished I had kept them now, cause I sure can't remember a darn thing of the instuctions now, but hey.... I've dealt with space cadets before.... my best friends a space cadet,{maynards}, I'll have her assist me in reviving these boards and bringing em back! Get ready for one Heck of a Party!!

February 17th, 2002, 04:22 PM	#103
DanceWOW Assistant Forum Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 282	<font face=pristina size=6 color="darkviolet">{{{{{Melynn}}}}}</font>

February 22nd, 2002, 02:32 PM	#104
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	CHEER UP!!! There's a yuppie somewhere who just pulled a hamstring in one of those sissy aerobics classes. CHEER UP!!! Remember that nasty old nun who used to hit your knuckles with a ruler? She's 75 years old now, and she has arthritis. CHEER UP!!! The worse things get,...the less you have to lose! CHEER UP!!! You'll be happy to know that your local newspaper is made of 50% recycled material. (That's 1% recycled paper; 49% recycled news articles.) CHEER UP!!! Miss Manners has finally been discredited. It's rude to tell other people what to do! CHEER UP!!! Sigmund Freud has been discredited, too. It's lewd to tell other people about their poo. CHEER UP!!! Every three minutes, somewhere in America a suburban housewife backs the family car through the garage door. CHEER UP!!! No matter how bad things get, your folks still have your old bedroom ready, and you're welcome to go back home. CHEER UP!!! The time you spent reading this joke could've been spent more productively. But you're not bothered because you're one of those well-adjusted people who really doesn't give a dam%.

February 22nd, 2002, 02:35 PM	#105
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	One Crabby Husband! The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Watkins, but we have some information about your husband." "Please! Tell me," the woman said. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, Mrs. Watkins said, "Oh, give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, ma'am, but this morning we found your husband's body in San Francisco Bay." "Oh my god!" said Mrs. Watkins, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the policeman had said, she asked, "What's the good news?" "Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled him up he had two five pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on him." "If that's the good news than what's the great news?" Mrs. Watkins implored. The policeman said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow morning."