Melynn's Menagerie - Page 8

buggaboo · February 22nd, 2002, 06:46 PM

ROFL.......eewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

DACDjr · February 23rd, 2002, 12:28 AM

(((( Melynn ))))
Hope all is well your way!

Bungo-carebear · February 23rd, 2002, 04:16 AM

I do believe that would be against all Fishery and wild life rules and regulations!! So don't worry your pretty head here sweety! No Persons and\or animals died during the production and telling of this joke!

There! Better now buggs??

Bungo-carebear · March 2nd, 2002, 11:04 PM

> > >> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his Sixth day of
working
> > >>overtime. An Angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much
time
>on > >>this one? And the Lord answered and said, Have you seen the spec
>sheet on > >>her?

> > >>She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable
parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap
that can hold two children at one time and that disappears when she
stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a
broken heart, and have six pairs of hands.
> > >>
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. Six pairs of
hands! No Way! said the Angel. The Lord replied, Oh, it's not the hands
that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must
have! And that's just on the standard model? The Angel asked. The Lord
nodded in agreement. Yep, one pair of eyes is to see through the closed
door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she
already knows. Another pair in the back of her head is to see what she
needs to know
even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair is here in the front
of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she
understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word.
> > >>
The Angel tried to stop the Lord. This is too much work for one day. Await
until tomorrow to finish. But I can't! The Lord protested, I am so close
to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already
heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a family on a pound of
hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower. The Angel
moved closer and touched the woman, But you have made her so soft,
Lord.
> > >>
She is soft, Lord agreed, but I have also made her tough. You have no idea
what she can endure or accomplish. Will she be able to think? asked the
Angel. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be
able to reason, and negotiate.
> > >>
The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's
cheek. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that
you were trying to put too much into this one.
> > >>
That's not a leak. The Lord objected. That's a tear! What's the tear for?
the Angel asked. The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and
her
pride.
> > >>
The Angel was impressed. You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything,
for women are truly amazing.
> > >>
Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry
hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They
smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They
cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for
what
they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take no for an
answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without new
shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a
frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children
excel and cheer when their friends get awards. Their hearts break when a
friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are
strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and
a
kiss can heal a broken heart.
> > >>
Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly,
walk,
run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a
woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than give birth. They
bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. Women have a lot to
say and a lot to give.
> > >> > >>Pass it along to your women friends to remind them how amazing
>they are... > >>I just did

DanceWOW · March 24th, 2002, 12:36 AM

{{{{{Melynn}}}}}

SmileyWOW · March 24th, 2002, 11:37 AM

((((( Melynn ))))))

GertieWOW · March 24th, 2002, 04:52 PM

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ScribbleWOW · March 26th, 2002, 08:15 PM

I had to come in and set the

free!

Actually, I just came in to say

It was by accident that you ended up with some

and

and a few

in here. To tell you the truth, TammyWOW made me do it

Bungo-carebear · March 27th, 2002, 04:46 AM

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn,in her wheelchair, where the
activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't
speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to
communicate. After a short time, out on the lawn, Grandma
started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,
straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started
leaning forward, so the family members, again grabbed her, straightened
her up, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said "Hi
Grandma, your looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took her little notepad out and slowly wrote a note to the
nephew, "They won't let me fart".

Think love....think Peace

I'm BACK!!!!! Giggles~

buggaboo · March 27th, 2002, 05:45 PM

ROFL Bungo, glad you're back...

buggaboo · March 28th, 2002, 04:16 AM

Hope you have a great Easter weekend and you get lots of yummy chockies.....

{{{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}}}

Pssst...there is an easter egg hunt at Scribbles tomorrow....

ChallengeWOW · March 31st, 2002, 12:27 AM

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ScribbleWOW · April 2nd, 2002, 09:07 PM

Oooh, look, baby chicklets! Fried

anybody?

Bungo-carebear · April 2nd, 2002, 09:09 PM

No, Not tonite! But I tell you! Last nite I was Totally Fried....Think I took my piles to close together???

ScribbleWOW · April 2nd, 2002, 09:13 PM

I don't know. Personally, I don't take piles, but I do take pills. Now, I can create piles...

February 22nd, 2002, 06:46 PM	#106
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February 23rd, 2002, 12:28 AM	#107
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March 24th, 2002, 12:36 AM	#110
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March 24th, 2002, 04:52 PM	#112
GertieWOW WOW Host Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 33	<html> <font size=6> <font color=deeppink> ((((((( Melynn ))))))) </font> </font> </html> __________________ ?And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.? -Abraham Lincoln

March 26th, 2002, 08:15 PM	#113
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	I had to come in and set the free! Actually, I just came in to say It was by accident that you ended up with some and and a few in here. To tell you the truth, TammyWOW made me do it __________________ perceptions can be altered...

February 23rd, 2002, 04:16 AM	#108
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	I do believe that would be against all Fishery and wild life rules and regulations!! So don't worry your pretty head here sweety! No Persons and\or animals died during the production and telling of this joke! There! Better now buggs??

March 2nd, 2002, 11:04 PM	#109
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	> > >> By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his Sixth day of working > > >>overtime. An Angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time >on > >>this one? And the Lord answered and said, Have you seen the spec >sheet on > >>her? > > >>She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold two children at one time and that disappears when she stands up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of hands. > > >> The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. Six pairs of hands! No Way! said the Angel. The Lord replied, Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have! And that's just on the standard model? The Angel asked. The Lord nodded in agreement. Yep, one pair of eyes is to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head is to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair is here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word. > > >> The Angel tried to stop the Lord. This is too much work for one day. Await until tomorrow to finish. But I can't! The Lord protested, I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a family on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower. The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, But you have made her so soft, Lord. > > >> She is soft, Lord agreed, but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish. Will she be able to think? asked the Angel. The Lord replied, Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate. > > >> The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one. > > >> That's not a leak. The Lord objected. That's a tear! What's the tear for? the Angel asked. The Lord said, The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride. > > >> The Angel was impressed. You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything, for women are truly amazing. > > >> Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take no for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. > > >> Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. > > >> > >>Pass it along to your women friends to remind them how amazing >they are... > >>I just did

March 24th, 2002, 11:37 AM	#111
SmileyWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 55	((((( Melynn ))))))

March 27th, 2002, 04:46 AM	#114
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn,in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time, out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members, again grabbed her, straightened her up, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said "Hi Grandma, your looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took her little notepad out and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart". Think love....think Peace I'm BACK!!!!! Giggles~

March 27th, 2002, 05:45 PM	#115
buggaboo Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 173	ROFL Bungo, glad you're back... __________________ LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE AND BE HAPPY

March 28th, 2002, 04:16 AM	#116
buggaboo Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 173	Hope you have a great Easter weekend and you get lots of yummy chockies..... {{{{{{{{Melynn}}}}}}} Pssst...there is an easter egg hunt at Scribbles tomorrow.... __________________ LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE AND BE HAPPY

March 31st, 2002, 12:27 AM	#117
ChallengeWOW Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: California Posts: 257	<font color=white size=6>SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE</font> <CENTER> <img src="http://www.wowwomen.com/santa/Peeps.gif"></CENTER> __________________ In full support of the military, the mission, the Commander in Chief and the coalition. May they all stay safe...

April 2nd, 2002, 09:07 PM	#118
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	Oooh, look, baby chicklets! Fried anybody? __________________ perceptions can be altered...

April 2nd, 2002, 09:09 PM	#119
Bungo-carebear Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: San Diego Posts: 71	No, Not tonite! But I tell you! Last nite I was Totally Fried....Think I took my piles to close together???

April 2nd, 2002, 09:13 PM	#120
ScribbleWOW what a perception! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 766	I don't know. Personally, I don't take piles, but I do take pills. Now, I can create piles... __________________ perceptions can be altered...