PinoWOW's Toy Shoppe - Page 9

SereneWOW · May 9th, 2001, 10:25 AM

Invitations being left for those who wish to visit the Calm Zone folder

Merms · May 12th, 2001, 01:34 AM

I also,am in Pino's folder!

((((((((((((((((((Pino))))))))))))))))))))Happy weekend kiddo.

QuietWoman · May 12th, 2001, 04:57 AM

Where is she?

Cos she ain't in this folder!

*looks right* Oh yeah, there she is

(((((((Mermsie)))))))) ((((((((Moon-ie))))))) and (((((((Serene)))))))) I've told her I'm crying in her folder. She may be along

((*((*((Babe))*))*)) You rock my world!

PinoWOW · May 12th, 2001, 06:39 AM

Yes, you'd think five pages of unread posts would get me in here more often. I'm going to franchise the Toy Shoppe. Why should I have all the fun?

(((((Moonbeam))))))) I am wishing that bottle had been in front of my face. I look like a big, fat drunk. /me looks in mirror... "Hmmmmmm..."

((((((roo))))))) She has her own phone card. I don't ask any questions.

(((((((mysterre))))))) My moving to England has gotten me out of the scooter craze. The traffic here is outta control and I'd be road kill within a few hours. I'm sure it's a gas, but I'll walk where I need to go! (((((((Dang Sue)))))))

((((((((Merms)))))))) I just got the itinerary for the day, and it involves a birthday card, a greenhouse, a shower, and hopefully a meal. Ain't life grand??? Love you, darlinj'.

(*(*(*(*(*CryBabe*)*)*)*)*) Having the little 'puter makes me realize why this one never seemed right. a) you read everything I type, and b) all the " @ # ' ~ $ ? stuff is in the wrong place.

MoonWOW · May 12th, 2001, 08:02 AM

PINO! You look adorable in that picture! Ask the one right next to you! You look happy!

((((Pino)))) have a great weekend!

Lou · May 12th, 2001, 10:46 AM

(((((((Pino))))))) ...and when you begin posting your fab jokes again, the earth can go on revolving.

SereneWOW · May 12th, 2001, 08:16 PM

(((((Pino))))) Greetings dear co-hostie

(((Lou))) Here are a few to keep you going until Pino has re-stocked

Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!

Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!

PinoWOW · May 13th, 2001, 05:17 AM

((((((Lou))))))) My computer in America had a data base of jokes, sent to me by a friend who ran a giant joke e-mail lest. She only dealt in high-quality stuff! She's out of business now, and I have a different computer, so things are harder to find. I am getting in better shape.

((((((((Joke Sharers))))))) LOL Thanks!

(((((((Moonbeam))))))))

(*(*(*(*(QW)*)*)*)*)* What should I call the new jokes folder? How about "jokes?" <G> Love you, babe. Wasn't breakfast nice????

TODAY'S JOKE:

A teacher was explaining to Nancy why a whale could not have possibly swallowed Jonah.

"A whale is the largest animal alive," she said. "But a whale's throat is small. A whale cannot swallow a man."

"But the Bible said a whale swallowed Jonah," Nancy replied.

"It just isn't possible," said the teacher.

"When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah myself," said the little girl.

"And what if Jonah is in Hell?" asked the teacher with a wry smile.

"Then you can ask him," Nancy said.

PinoWOW · May 13th, 2001, 05:19 AM

This was all to go along with Serene's religious theme. LOL

NovaWOW · May 13th, 2001, 10:45 AM

Good one {{{Pino}}}

Hope your day is a Happy one!!!! Love ya!

PinoWOW · May 14th, 2001, 03:55 AM

Hello, ((((((Nova))))))). Today is another rainy English morning here in Manchester. QW left for work a few minutes ago, and I'll go to my volunteer job in about an hour... dressing warmly of course. LOL

We had two very summery days this weekend. People really enjoyed the change!!

*(*(*(*(Sweetie)*)*)*)*) Have you seen Lou????

TODAY'S JOKE:

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is purely geographical. All the oil is in Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming, etc. All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

QuietWoman · May 14th, 2001, 03:56 PM

((*((*((Babe))*))*)) Well thank goodness you dressed warm!

And LOL Good jk, sweetness!

Lou · May 15th, 2001, 12:55 AM

ROFL!

(((((Pino)))))

Thanks.

PinoWOW · May 15th, 2001, 06:24 AM

(((((Lou))))))) <G>

*(*(*(*QW*)*)*)*)*) Well, I've had a nice morning, even if yours is not so hot. Don't worry, I'm ready to POUNCE on the postman. lol Won't he be surprised???

TODAY'S JOKE:

What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?

On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

SereneWOW · May 15th, 2001, 06:46 AM

ROFL! ((((Pino))))) I think that is very near the truth about the Southern zoos

May 12th, 2001, 04:57 AM	#123
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	Where is she? Cos she ain't in this folder! looks right Oh yeah, there she is (((((((Mermsie)))))))) ((((((((Moon-ie))))))) and (((((((Serene)))))))) I've told her I'm crying in her folder. She may be along <font size=+3>((((((Babe))))))</font> You rock my world!

May 12th, 2001, 06:39 AM	#124
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	Yes, you'd think five pages of unread posts would get me in here more often. I'm going to franchise the Toy Shoppe. Why should I have all the fun? (((((Moonbeam))))))) I am wishing that bottle had been in front of my face. I look like a big, fat drunk. /me looks in mirror... "Hmmmmmm..." ((((((roo))))))) She has her own phone card. I don't ask any questions. (((((((mysterre))))))) My moving to England has gotten me out of the scooter craze. The traffic here is outta control and I'd be road kill within a few hours. I'm sure it's a gas, but I'll walk where I need to go! (((((((Dang Sue))))))) ((((((((Merms)))))))) I just got the itinerary for the day, and it involves a birthday card, a greenhouse, a shower, and hopefully a meal. Ain't life grand??? Love you, darlinj'. <FONT SIZE=+3>(((((CryBabe)))))</FONT> Having the little 'puter makes me realize why this one never seemed right. a) you read everything I type, and b) all the " @ # ' ~ $ ? stuff is in the wrong place.

May 12th, 2001, 10:46 AM	#126
Lou Idealist Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,159	(((((((Pino))))))) ...and when you begin posting your fab jokes again, the earth can go on revolving. __________________ We must travel in the direction of our fear. --John Berryman

May 13th, 2001, 05:17 AM	#128
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	((((((Lou))))))) My computer in America had a data base of jokes, sent to me by a friend who ran a giant joke e-mail lest. She only dealt in high-quality stuff! She's out of business now, and I have a different computer, so things are harder to find. I am getting in better shape. ((((((((Joke Sharers))))))) LOL Thanks! (((((((Moonbeam)))))))) <FONT SIZE=+3>(((((QW)))))*</FONT> What should I call the new jokes folder? How about "jokes?" <G> Love you, babe. Wasn't breakfast nice???? TODAY'S JOKE: A teacher was explaining to Nancy why a whale could not have possibly swallowed Jonah. "A whale is the largest animal alive," she said. "But a whale's throat is small. A whale cannot swallow a man." "But the Bible said a whale swallowed Jonah," Nancy replied. "It just isn't possible," said the teacher. "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah myself," said the little girl. "And what if Jonah is in Hell?" asked the teacher with a wry smile. "Then you can ask him," Nancy said.

May 14th, 2001, 03:55 AM	#131
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	Hello, ((((((Nova))))))). Today is another rainy English morning here in Manchester. QW left for work a few minutes ago, and I'll go to my volunteer job in about an hour... dressing warmly of course. LOL We had two very summery days this weekend. People really enjoyed the change!! <FONT SIZE=+3>((((Sweetie)))))</FONT> Have you seen Lou???? TODAY'S JOKE: There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the USA. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is purely geographical. All the oil is in Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming, etc. All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.

May 9th, 2001, 10:25 AM	#121
SereneWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	Invitations being left for those who wish to visit the Calm Zone folder

May 12th, 2001, 01:34 AM	#122
Merms Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 37	I also,am in Pino's folder! ((((((((((((((((((Pino))))))))))))))))))))Happy weekend kiddo.

May 12th, 2001, 08:02 AM	#125
MoonWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 744	PINO! You look adorable in that picture! Ask the one right next to you! You look happy! ((((Pino)))) have a great weekend!

May 12th, 2001, 08:16 PM	#127
SereneWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	(((((Pino))))) Greetings dear co-hostie (((Lou))) Here are a few to keep you going until Pino has re-stocked Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect! Why did Eve want to move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!

May 13th, 2001, 05:19 AM	#129
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	This was all to go along with Serene's religious theme. LOL

May 13th, 2001, 10:45 AM	#130
NovaWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 74	Good one {{{Pino}}} Hope your day is a Happy one!!!! Love ya!

May 14th, 2001, 03:56 PM	#132
QuietWoman Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sunny England! Posts: 278	<font size=+3>((((((Babe))))))</font> Well thank goodness you dressed warm! And <font size=+3>LOL</font> Good jk, sweetness!

May 15th, 2001, 12:55 AM	#133
Lou Idealist Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,159	EmpressOfJokes <FONT SIZE=5 COLOR="mediumseagreen">ROFL! (((((Pino)))))</FONT> Thanks. __________________ We must travel in the direction of our fear. --John Berryman

May 15th, 2001, 06:24 AM	#134
PinoWOW WOW Host Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 115	(((((Lou))))))) <G> <FONT SIZE=+2>(((QW))))*)</FONT> Well, I've had a nice morning, even if yours is not so hot. Don't worry, I'm ready to POUNCE on the postman. lol Won't he be surprised??? TODAY'S JOKE: What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo? On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

May 15th, 2001, 06:46 AM	#135
SereneWOW Guest Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 61	ROFL! ((((Pino))))) I think that is very near the truth about the Southern zoos