Oneliners

rosy · September 10th, 2005, 10:35 AM

1.Modern dresses are like barbedwire fencings. They enlose premises without obstructing the view.
2.It is gun in your pocket or you are pleased to see me?
3.Mosquitoes have bitten you or these are your breasts?
4.Women's bottoms are bottom of all the problems.
5.Today women don't want to be overlooked. They want to be looked over.
6.Today marriage is not a life plan for women. It is a plan in their life.
7.If they could send one man on moon , why not all of them?
8.Women are like tea bags. When they are in hot water, you know how strong they are.
9.Never over estimate a women . You may regret.
Never underestimate a women. You may regret.
10.You did touch me, but didn't feel my pain.
11.Wine is God's second best gift to men.
12. It is women's prerogative to change her mind.
13.Two men on street are worth one at home.
14. I don't count men in my life, but life in my men.
15.When I am good, I am good. When I am bed, I am better.
16. Best place for a man, is in your arms.

mosquito · September 6th, 2006, 11:07 PM

Remember: no matter how good it smells, it still <I>tastes</I> like shampoo.

PoohsBigSister · September 7th, 2006, 12:52 PM

ROTFL!!!!!! that definately applies to my new shampoo!!

it's clairol - smells like citrus fruit..wakes me up in the shower - hungry every day!

Elusive Unicorn · January 10th, 2011, 03:55 PM

Men are like guns have one around long enough and you want to shoot it.

Lexi · January 12th, 2011, 04:03 PM

LoL @ Elusive...

How about:
Men are like Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Elusive Unicorn · January 12th, 2011, 04:39 PM

is that why we have forklifts? So they don't even need to lift the heavy stuff anymore.

rjsfeminist · January 23rd, 2011, 08:54 PM

Sporting goods store is currently selling tents for 75% off. It's the winter of our discount tent.

September 10th, 2005, 10:35 AM	#1
rosy Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: mumbai Posts: 6	Oneliners 1.Modern dresses are like barbedwire fencings. They enlose premises without obstructing the view. 2.It is gun in your pocket or you are pleased to see me? 3.Mosquitoes have bitten you or these are your breasts? 4.Women's bottoms are bottom of all the problems. 5.Today women don't want to be overlooked. They want to be looked over. 6.Today marriage is not a life plan for women. It is a plan in their life. 7.If they could send one man on moon , why not all of them? 8.Women are like tea bags. When they are in hot water, you know how strong they are. 9.Never over estimate a women . You may regret. Never underestimate a women. You may regret. 10.You did touch me, but didn't feel my pain. 11.Wine is God's second best gift to men. 12. It is women's prerogative to change her mind. 13.Two men on street are worth one at home. 14. I don't count men in my life, but life in my men. 15.When I am good, I am good. When I am bed, I am better. 16. Best place for a man, is in your arms.

September 7th, 2006, 12:52 PM	#3
PoohsBigSister Long Live WOW!! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: CO Posts: 1,791	ROTFL!!!!!! that definately applies to my new shampoo!! it's clairol - smells like citrus fruit..wakes me up in the shower - hungry every day! __________________ "Life is a flower of which love is the honey." Victor Hugo

January 10th, 2011, 03:55 PM	#4
Elusive Unicorn Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Utica,NY Posts: 806	Men are like guns have one around long enough and you want to shoot it. __________________ Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.

January 12th, 2011, 04:39 PM	#6
Elusive Unicorn Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Utica,NY Posts: 806	is that why we have forklifts? So they don't even need to lift the heavy stuff anymore. __________________ Any and all typos I may make are in the name of science. My tests will be conclued when ever I get around to it.

September 6th, 2006, 11:07 PM	#2
mosquito Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 219	Remember: no matter how good it smells, it still <I>tastes</I> like shampoo.

January 12th, 2011, 04:03 PM	#5
Lexi Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 15	LoL @ Elusive... How about: Men are like Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

January 23rd, 2011, 08:54 PM	#7
rjsfeminist Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: west central Florida Posts: 1,564	Sporting goods store is currently selling tents for 75% off. It's the winter of our discount tent.