Make me laugh please

Simply123 · August 30th, 2010, 07:41 AM

Hi I am just looking for simple posts to make me laugh,a good story a good joke etc; just something to help me get through relationship anxiety. Doesn't have to be related. Just a social friendly hello women supporting women, helping them to become strong. I crossed the line when I didn't give the bf his space. Not looking for advice just laughter the rest is correcting my mistakes and hoping he will recognize his too and just learning to be whole with or without a man.

Thanks much to everyone God bless and I'm far from a religious freak not that that is bad for anyone one who is I'm just trying to keep good spirits and get some sleep.

October 19th, 2010, 10:45 AM

Hi, I can't believe nobody has replied to you already. I think when we are in times of need then it's great to share the "sofa of life" and have a good laugh.

PM me if you are still looking for a laugh.

Samantha

Sassysam · February 23rd, 2012, 06:45 PM

Maybe you should watch the Ellen show. It's so positive and uplifting.

Wolf_angel · February 25th, 2012, 10:07 AM

Sorry I am now a working woman hence didnt get on here til today. Go look in the mirror and see beauty. If you want to laugh go to youtube for some hilarious videos of children mainly tots and babies laughing. It always helps me.

Jennifer23 · February 25th, 2012, 09:14 PM

Positivo es bueno. Now, if I could just learn Spanish!

IRISH_EYES_99 · February 26th, 2012, 10:42 PM

Did you hear! Way down south were bannanas grow an ant stepped on an elephant's toe. ( oh no) The Elephant cried with tears in his eyes ( boo hoo ) Why, don't you pick on someone your own size. ...

Here is a true story a friend of mine's daughter (19yrs old ) was listening to the news. She heard the story of several people getting "robbed at gunpoint" .. she turns looks at her mom & I & says.. Why do they keep going to "Gunpoint" if they know they will be robbed??? Its so sad it's funny. Had to sit her down seriously & explain.

Squeek · February 27th, 2012, 10:23 PM

I typically save my best material for Facebook. I prefer being ignored on a major social networking site. Tell me something about yourself and I'll try to use the information in a way that renders you the butt of jokes for days here on WOW.

Wolf_angel · February 28th, 2012, 09:14 AM

Rofl get in line Squeek! We do that all the time here....LOL

/e goes and smacks IRISH with a cream pie in the face and runs off laughing hysterically

Jennifer23 · March 3rd, 2012, 03:02 PM

Irish, I loved your "at gunpoint" story. When I was a little girl I asked my parents if we could move to Random. When they asked me about it, I said that I watch all these game shows and they always said that the contestants were chosen at Random. I told them that we wouldn't have a chance of being chosen unless we moved there.

Wolf_angel · March 3rd, 2012, 10:37 PM

LOL @ Gunpoint and Random is OMG ROTFLMAO

Jennifer23 · March 8th, 2012, 04:56 PM

What do you call a blind deer?

No ideer.

Synful_Poet · April 24th, 2012, 09:50 AM

So driving in the car the other day (with the whole family) we see a raccoon on the side of the road. So my husband decides to enlighten our children with his ohh so manly knowledge and says "if you ever see one out in the daylight like this stay away from it, out usually means they're sick our rabid".

To this my seven year old replies "but I didn't see him jumping, dad".

And this gets the attention of my oldest (13) who turns to her and says "not rabbit, rabid!"

Then I naturally have to explain the difference.

Jennifer23 · April 25th, 2012, 08:56 PM

Wasn't it nice to be a kid?

Synful_Poet · April 25th, 2012, 10:20 PM

Absolutely! Everything was soo much simpler.

Jennifer23 · April 26th, 2012, 09:38 PM

And then . . . . we grew up, and had to worry about stuff.

August 30th, 2010, 07:41 AM	#1
Simply123 Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 2	Make me laugh please Hi I am just looking for simple posts to make me laugh,a good story a good joke etc; just something to help me get through relationship anxiety. Doesn't have to be related. Just a social friendly hello women supporting women, helping them to become strong. I crossed the line when I didn't give the bf his space. Not looking for advice just laughter the rest is correcting my mistakes and hoping he will recognize his too and just learning to be whole with or without a man. Thanks much to everyone God bless and I'm far from a religious freak not that that is bad for anyone one who is I'm just trying to keep good spirits and get some sleep.

October 19th, 2010, 10:45 AM	#2
SamanthaK Guest Posts: n/a	I'll try if I can Hi, I can't believe nobody has replied to you already. I think when we are in times of need then it's great to share the "sofa of life" and have a good laugh. PM me if you are still looking for a laugh. Samantha

February 23rd, 2012, 06:45 PM	#3
Sassysam Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 35	Maybe you should watch the Ellen show. It's so positive and uplifting. __________________ Geminis rule!

February 25th, 2012, 10:07 AM	#4
Wolf_angel A survivor of chaos Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Where my heart is Posts: 3,147	Sorry I am now a working woman hence didnt get on here til today. Go look in the mirror and see beauty. If you want to laugh go to youtube for some hilarious videos of children mainly tots and babies laughing. It always helps me. __________________ May you walk in the shadow of the Great Spirit~To help others is a special gift we can either give or take~The more you give the more you receive~

February 26th, 2012, 10:42 PM	#6
IRISH_EYES_99 Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: in the state of confusion :) Posts: 3,524	Did you hear! Way down south were bannanas grow an ant stepped on an elephant's toe. ( oh no) The Elephant cried with tears in his eyes ( boo hoo ) Why, don't you pick on someone your own size. ... Here is a true story a friend of mine's daughter (19yrs old ) was listening to the news. She heard the story of several people getting "robbed at gunpoint" .. she turns looks at her mom & I & says.. Why do they keep going to "Gunpoint" if they know they will be robbed??? Its so sad it's funny. Had to sit her down seriously & explain. __________________ Smiles are contagious. It's ok to pass them on. *

February 25th, 2012, 09:14 PM	#5
Jennifer23 Jennifer23 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,187	Positivo es bueno. Now, if I could just learn Spanish!

February 27th, 2012, 10:23 PM	#7
Squeek Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: cincinnati Posts: 5	make me smile I typically save my best material for Facebook. I prefer being ignored on a major social networking site. Tell me something about yourself and I'll try to use the information in a way that renders you the butt of jokes for days here on WOW.

February 28th, 2012, 09:14 AM	#8
Wolf_angel A survivor of chaos Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Where my heart is Posts: 3,147	Rofl get in line Squeek! We do that all the time here....LOL /e goes and smacks IRISH with a cream pie in the face and runs off laughing hysterically __________________ May you walk in the shadow of the Great Spirit~To help others is a special gift we can either give or take~The more you give the more you receive~

March 3rd, 2012, 03:02 PM	#9
Jennifer23 Jennifer23 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,187	Irish, I loved your "at gunpoint" story. When I was a little girl I asked my parents if we could move to Random. When they asked me about it, I said that I watch all these game shows and they always said that the contestants were chosen at Random. I told them that we wouldn't have a chance of being chosen unless we moved there.

March 3rd, 2012, 10:37 PM	#10
Wolf_angel A survivor of chaos Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Where my heart is Posts: 3,147	LOL @ Gunpoint and Random is OMG ROTFLMAO __________________ May you walk in the shadow of the Great Spirit~To help others is a special gift we can either give or take~The more you give the more you receive~

March 8th, 2012, 04:56 PM	#11
Jennifer23 Jennifer23 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,187	What do you call a blind deer? No ideer.

April 24th, 2012, 09:50 AM	#12
Synful_Poet Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: IA Posts: 540	So driving in the car the other day (with the whole family) we see a raccoon on the side of the road. So my husband decides to enlighten our children with his ohh so manly knowledge and says "if you ever see one out in the daylight like this stay away from it, out usually means they're sick our rabid". To this my seven year old replies "but I didn't see him jumping, dad". And this gets the attention of my oldest (13) who turns to her and says "not rabbit, rabid!" Then I naturally have to explain the difference. __________________ "Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior" - Socrates

April 25th, 2012, 08:56 PM	#13
Jennifer23 Jennifer23 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,187	Wasn't it nice to be a kid?

April 25th, 2012, 10:20 PM	#14
Synful_Poet Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: IA Posts: 540	Absolutely! Everything was soo much simpler. __________________ "Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior" - Socrates

April 26th, 2012, 09:38 PM	#15
Jennifer23 Jennifer23 Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 3,187	And then . . . . we grew up, and had to worry about stuff.